"♫Soundtrack 2 My Life ♫"
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present.
As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after
careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note,
not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty
pair of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed
the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when
we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which
are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean
and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing
them, I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many
times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them
for me on Friday night.
All my love
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
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DO DIZ PIZ
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. have u kissed me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. What is my best feture ?
16. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
17. Could you ever love me?
18. Give me a nickname and explain why?
19. A famous person dat i remind u ov?
20.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
pic da word dats da bst 2 describe me 4 each letter.
leave a memory of sumtin dat happened u & me
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i'm hungry = i'm hungry
i'm sleepy = i'm sleepy
i'm tired = i'm tired
nice dress = nice cleavage
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
what's wrong? = i guess sex is out of the question
may i have this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
will you marry me? = i want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
you look tense, let me give you a massage = i want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes
let's talk = i'm trying to impress you by showing you that i am a deep person and then i'd like to have sex with you
i don't think those shoes go with that outfit = i'm gay