Kiiaraa <kiaraxxrooney>

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yo mama jokes :P6/14/10
 


Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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are u interested8/26/09
 
1. Full Name: kiara Rooney
2. Nicknames: kiiwaah
3. Birthday: 7 May 1996
4. Place of Birth: co.louth
5. Zodiac Sign: tarus
6. Male or Female: female
7. Year: 2nd
8. School: seamount college(shitmount)
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: galway
11. MSN Screen Name: ????

x__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length : below shoulder
14. Eye color: hazel
16. Height: 5" 5
17. Braces?: yeaa :(
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: ears nd bellybutton
20. Tattoos: none
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: ellen r
23. First Award: duno
24. First Sport: camoige
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: around the world trip:::: singapore;melbourne;sydney;hawaii;new york :)
27. First Concert:duno
28. First Love: he knows hu he is ;)


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: any movies
30. TV programme:GLEE nd desperate houswives
31. Color: blue
32. Rapper: if i had no chioce i wud say eminem
33. Band: ???
34. Song Right Now: your love is my drug
35. Friends: melissa, helen, niamh chloe, lizzie, nadine, louise.
36. Sweet: not sur
37. Sport to Play: basketball
38. Restuarant: mm..i dnt no
39. Favorite brand: nike nd adidas
40. Store: river island nd jane norman and of course pennys
41. School Subject: irish.. art.. p.e
42. Animal: dogs
43. Book: i really dnt read much
45. Shoes: nike
___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired bored
47. Single or Taken?:taken
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: nutin
51. Typing: yes
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: your love is my drug
54. Thinking About: the person i like
55. Wanting To: go ou side
56. Watching: the computer screen
57. Wearing: tracksuit

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yes
59. Want to be Married?: YES bu mid 20s early 30s
60. Careers in Mind: journalist i tink
61. Where do you want to live: louth..R...GALWAY
62. Car: golf

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: any colour ;)
64. Hair length: normal 4 a lad
65. Eye color: dont really mind
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: taller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny..bu not to skinny!
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: both
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: neither

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes hu hasnt???
80. Smoked: ya
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone:no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: ya
85. Broken Someones Heart: dont tink i did
86. Broke Up With Someone: ya
87. Cried When Someone Died: ya
88. Cried At School: nope

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: well i dnt no
90. Miracles: i will yen i see 1
91. Love At First sight: yep its possible
92. Ghosts: yes..
93. Aliens: not realy sur
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yup
96. Hell: yup
97. Angels: yup
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
99. Horoscopes: duno

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?? no :)
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