Jason Ramsay <Am_The_Party>
"'100% Of The Shots You Don't Take Don't Go In'"
|Saturday The day the Ladz are off 2 Newcastle =D|
9:00am - Jason wakes up hung over 2 fuk from the night before!
9:15am - Jason gets a bottle of water and Brady fones.
9:30am - Still on the fone 2 Brady, thinkin like I cant go because Still hungover 2 fuk haha.
10:00am - Shower time
10:30am - Fone bradys, his mummy answers and decides 2 chat me up
10:45am - Chattin away 2 mummy and she makes me breaky which doesnt get munched!
11:00am - time 2 get dressed and pack the bag
11:45am - Leave 2 get the bus.
12:00pm - Pumpin the beatz on the I-pod while drinkin a bottle of water.
12:15pm - A wee birdy gets on the bus =D
12:50pm - Off the bus at Princess Mall waitin on Brady!
1:00pm - Still waitin on Brady!
1:10pm - Meet with Brady and Orman n go shoppin 4 20mins or so.
1:30pm - go down 2 the Station and Brady forces me 2 buy a burgerKing.
1:40pm - Go 4 a Pint and meet up with the rest eh the gang
1:50pm - bottle eh voddy, lemonade and 2 cups 4 me n Brady.
1:55pm - Me, Brady, DeeJ, Greybum, Jason, Tommo on the train Deano, Pickle & Stewart runnin 2 get it but miss it haha!
2:00pm - On the train drinkin a wee voddy wi the ladz.
2:45pm - DeeJ decides 2 hit the table n spills a cup eh vodka over Graybum
3:00pm - Bradys drunk on 2 vodka's lol
3:20pm - Off the train and in NEWCASTLE baby!
3:25pm - Graybum fones Deano there on a train in 1st class 4 free Pricks
3:30pm - In a taxi off 2 the hotel.
3:45pm - Arrive at the hotel, check in and shit.
4:30pm - Head over 2 TGI Fridays 4 a munch comes up 2 aboot 100pound 4 6 eh us lol we got a free drink tho =D
5:30pm - Back 2 the hotel
5:45pm - Jason & Brady decide 2 have a wee wrestlin match ha dropkicks, n that flyin everywhere!Brady gets smashed!End of !
6:00pm - every1 in Greybums room, Brady decides 2 spin'n kick DeeJ in the face they star wrestlin DeeJ nails Brady with a DDT lol, Jason flips on they 2 then every1 starts fightin and I batter Brady 4 the 2nd time hahahahahahahahahahaha!
6:15pm - Jasons in the shower, DeeJ turns the ligh off
6:20pm - Bradys turn 4 a shower!
6:30pm - DeeJ's next 2 get wet
7:00pm - every1s tarted up, looking fly 4 white guys !
7:15pm - Down 2 the hotel bar 4 a quick pint DeeJ gets ID'd
7:30pm - In the taxi off 2 Osbourne's 4 a bevvy! I beat DeeJ 1st game eh pole then get beat off Graybum then Deano wins the next 2 LoL
8:30pm - Every1 still drinkin away moved over the road 2 another bar 2 watch the highlights eh the football.
9:00pm - Go next door 2 BilaBong 4 happy hour, Every1 gets a jug eh Vidka red bull between 2 tiiiiidy!
9:45pm - Off 2 the Strippers
10:00pm - In the stippers with a few drinks, a few dances
10:15pm - Jason and Brady takin the cunt oot all the stippers hahahaha they were in the Hotseat eh Braid
10:30pm - Me n Brady still slagin stippers Graybum goes 2 get tag-teamed off 2 wee bitchs
10:35pm - comes back semi'd up oot his eye ballz
11:00pm - every1s had a few dances n a few drinks and decide 2 head out 2 a club.
11:15pm - Outside the stippers waitin on Stewart whoz still in there with a stipper who he spent 120 pound on ^-)
11:30pm - Walk down 2 the Lodge 4 a few drinks and a boogy , Brady trys 2 pull a 40year old
12:00am - Every1 heads along 2 Blue Bam Bu 2 bust a move n get hammered!
12:05am At the doors of Blue Bam Bu bouncers threatin 2 kill us if we cause trouble
1:00am - Every1 still gettin there groove on.
1:45am - Graham does a magic trick (the disapear 1)
2:00am - Find out hes at the hotel with a female
2:15am - Deano & Pickle are tannin schampange with red bull (Tiiiiidy)
2:30am - Then find out hes had 2 drag her through the boys toilet window 2 get her in2 the hotel
3:00am - Graybum's tryn 2 get rid off the wee birdy
3:15am - DeeJ & Pickle go away 2 the Casino.
3:30am - Deano's ootside on a bench, Find out hes OD'd
3:45am - Ambulance comes, ask Deano his name he replys Patrik Sweasie then ask how much hes had 2 drink he then says just 5 bottles of champange
4:00am - Deano in the bk of the ambulance Jason, and Stewart go with him.
4:25am - Me n Brady go back 2 the hotel
4:30am - Me n Brady order a porno on the tv
4:35am - brady does a shit.
4:40am - Brady does a shit again
4:45am - Brady decides he wants 2 sit on the pan again.
4:50am - And Finally he takes his last shit which makes 4 in under half an hour i couldny help but count lol
5:00am - Were sleepin (Bang Bang) open the door DeeJ strolls in.
5:30am - Graybum & Pickle are think there hikers and treck a 7mile walk bk 2 the hotel stealin car sales fages on the journey home
5:02am - (DeeJ) "Aw barry a porno ..." I go back 2 sleep. DeeJ i dono about
5:30am - I wake up n laugh Porno's still on and DeeJ's cuddlin Brady
6:00am - Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang ...
6:10am - Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang ...Brady answers the door Graybum strolls in sees the Porno thats still on
6:12am - Graybum decides 2 steal my shirt, DeeJs staightners and 1 of his shoes lol takin nuffin from brady only because we ordered a porno on his account
9:00am - DeeJ goes through 2 Graybums room and Graybums still in a moody about the porno and not handin over the goods till me n Brady pay the prono bill
9:30am - Me n DeeJ go down 4 breaky, I dont eat DeeJ scoffs then Brady joins in the scoffin fat cunts
10:00am - Graybum n Pickle come down 4 some breaky.
10:10am - we go bk up 2 our rooms 2 pack the bags.
10:30am - Every1s down stair waitin on a taxi 2 pick Deano up from the hospital
10:35am - Me n Brady hand in out room key and we get hit with a �12.95 bill 4 orderin a porno i pay more he got his moneys worth tho
11:00am - Get out the taxi at the hospital n meet Deano the Drug Dealer .
11:01am - Deano just oot the hospital sparks up a fag
11:15am - walkin down the street Deano picks off all the pads n that on his body
11:30am - In a wee shop 4 more breaky
12:00pm - Back 2 the train station & into the pub 2 sit down that till aboout 2.
12:30pm - go in2 the train station Bradys suitcase gets kicked off me n DeeJ 4 the 100th time
1:00pm - Graybum goes and try 2 get us an earlier train.
1:05pm - Me, Pickle, Jason, Brady n DeeJ run away from Grayham 2 play hide & seek which he doesny know about
1:30pm - Were still hiddin lol, Pickle fones them tellin them 2 go 2 the other side of the station so we can see them
1:35pm - Graybum, Tommo and Stewart go on the other side and we stand clear infrom of them on the opposite side and they dont notice so jason shouts oooy and they come bk over we run in the opposite direction and go over the other side goodtimes haha
1:50pm - Every gets on the train scattered around this time.
2:00pm - Train leaves.
2:40pm - Me, DeeJ sleep on the train, Graybum and the rest run about riot poarin water on people
3:15pm - Train arrives back in Edinburgh
3:30pm - Home time
Had 2 try get every little bit detail in ladz
|*Jamie Ewart ..Never be forgotten buddy R.I.P*||5/15/07|
|FRIEND DEDICATED TO JAMIE. Youre friend was the one who u could depend. Through thick and thin he staid a true friend. He made you laugh and smile when you were down, and when you were alone he always came round so full of life heart and soul little did we know his life would be stole. Try not to be sad for he's not here now. But remember the laughter when he was around, He may not be here for the eye to see but you still feel his love, for he was as true a friend to you boys as a true friend can be.|
|Do This PlzZzZz !!! =D||11/29/06|
|1. Whats your name?-|
2. Are we close?-
3. How do you know me?-
4. Do you have a crush on me?-
5. Describe me in 3 words?-
6. What was your first impression of me?-
7. Do you still think the same?-
8. Have we kissed?-
9. Would you fuck me?-
10. What reminds you of me?-
11. Have we ever fallen out?-
12. How well do you know me?-
13. What do you like best about me?-
14. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?-
15. Give me a nickname and explain why?-
16. Anything else you want to say?-