Uk G ViPer <wazzy2k8>

memories!7/18/07
 
put in memories of me and u 2gether!
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do dis 4 me!7/11/07
 
you have a cute______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
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love hurts6/13/07
 
believe when someone loves someone they never ever really get over them. They just cover up there feelings.

I believe people should'nt force themselves to get over someone cause maybe it was meant to be like this.

Don't test the people you love, cause oneday they could just have enough and just leave.

Then it hurts.
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aplication < i fink i spelt dat right < 2 a girlfriend!5/16/07
 
Name:

Age:

Location:

Height:

Hair (color and style):

Eyes:

Status: Are u shiftin sum1 or goin steady?


OTHER:

1. Are u a virgin?

2. Where would we go on dates?

3. what would you wear on a first date?

4. Who is your favorite DJ?

5. Do you drink/smoke?

6. Do you like the rain?

7. If so...would you play in it with me?

8. what are your qualities if any?

9. have u ever cheated on a previous boyfriend?

10. describe yourself?

other 2:

1.what do u look for in a boy?

2.whats my best quality (if ya know me)

3.why did u do this?

4.do u prefere relationships r just shiftn?

5.anything to say b4 u go???
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who r u?????5/5/07
 
Find out who u r by making ur name from these letters ??????

A- Damn good kisses
B- Good all around person
C- You're wild and crazy
D- You have one of the best personalities ever
E- You have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You really like to chill.
I- You get hyper easily.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You have a very good personality and looks.
O- You'r one of the best at kissing.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- very Sexy
S-easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You're unique
V- You are not judgemental
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for
Z- You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD.
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TESCOS!!4/30/07
 
Tesco


How 2 waste time in tescos!! (LOL)
14 things to do in Tesco whilst your other half is shopping

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

6. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

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do dis if ur a girl!!!4/21/07
 
please dooo dis

i _______ warren.
warren is ________.
warren thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of warren, I think of ________.
I want warren to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with warren, I would _______.
I think warren should __________.
warren needs ______.
I want to ____________ warren.
warren can ______ my _______.
If I could describe warren in a word: ____.
warren will never _____.
I hope warren never _____.
I ---------- warren because -------------
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would u4/20/07
 
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Location:
R we close:
Wud u kis me:
wud u fuk me:
Hav u got a gf/bf:
Wil we eva get 2geva:
R u a virgin:
Hav u eva sin me drunk:
Hav u eva got me drunk:
Hav u eva wantd 2 tel me sumfin:
Hav u eva told me a big ly:
Hav u eva 4t of me as b/f material:
Wud u eva cheat on me:
Wud u 4giv me if i cheated on u:
Wud u eva marry me:
Wud u eva h8 me:
Wots ur number:
Where do u live:
Wots ur gd bye message:
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my bebo family!4/1/07
 
My boyfriend -
My girlfriend -
My shiftin mate -
My mummy -
My daddy-
My big brother -
My little brothers - enda & seannain
My big sister -
My little sister-
My sexy mother fuckr - seana XX
My bestest best friend -
My best friend-
My Rock- LAURA XXXXX
My niece - LAURA XXXXX
My nephew -
My guardian - edel XX
My sugar plum fairy - seanna XX
My personal shopper -
My slave - LAURA XXXXX
My shoppoholic friend -
My wee tootsie - shauna XXXXX
My lil cutie pie- LAURA XXXXX
My god mother-
My god father -
My twin -
My valentine -
My chatterbox - Rose xx
My hot admirer - seana XX
My other haf - LAURA XXXXX
My messer upper- seana XX
My cleaner -
My flurty frend - jeannine xx
My dancing bud - jeannine xx
My Wee Stunner - seana XX
My Bodyguard - MAGILL. dont mess wif me!!! >:(
My gangsta -
My sex bomb - Charlene xx
My wana b girlfrend - MICHAELA XX
My wana b boyfriend - GARETH MCA LOL
My gay bestfrend -
My drama queen - Becca xx
My chav/chavette - jeannine xx
My Bimbo Babe - Becca xx
My Sexy wee Biatch - seana XX
My Slut - seana XX
My LiL Pimp/pimpette - LAURA XXXXX
My Crazy Biatch- Charlene xx
My bed wrecker-
My Study Buddy -
My Lookalike -
My Wannabe -
My drinkin buddy- Charlene xx
My prettiful doll - seana XX
My Lil Chick- seana XX
My Nutta 4 Life - Charlene xx
My Sexilicious Babe -seana XX
My Lil Model - seana XX
My Abusive Alcho - shanice XX
My bit on the side- seana XX
Ma fellow rebel- Charlene xx
Horizon Bud-
my boost a holic- Beanz xx
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BART!3/18/07
 
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