X.scousedonna.X..... .....X.thats me.X <iamscousedonna>
|jokes 4 today||9/1/07|
|Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."|
Smith then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute".
Three friends from the local congregation were asked: "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man".
Ernest commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives".
Bob said: "I'd like them to say, "Look...... he's moving!"
This truck driver sits down in a diner and orders dinner. When the waitress brings his plate, he notices that she has got her thumb in his mashed potatoes. He says, "Hey, you've got your thumb in my mashed
potatoes." The waitress replies, "The doctor said I have arthritis and I should keep my thumb warm." The truck driver says, "Well you dumb bitch, why don't you stick your thumb up your ass!"
She says, "I do that when I'm in the kitchen......"
|LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB!!||5/29/07|
|From Shankly to Rafa, we've followed our team.|
From Rome to Istanbul, we've all lived the dream.
Our journey is long, our goal stays the same.
To keep for our children the famous red name.
Wherever we are, wherever we stay.
Be sure the kopites will seize the day.
For this is our destiny, our passion and pride.
LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB~~~THE WORLDS GREATEST SIDE!!
Alright, here?s the deal : read this first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on
them and repost it. sound simple enough??? i think so
Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in your top 16?:
Q. What?s your least favourite thing about number 13?
A. nothing,,he's lovely
Q: What's the best memory you have of 1?
A. i can tell you the most painful though!
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: tomorrow morning at the kids school
Q: Is number 7 pretty?
Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A. bob's new bird
Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. don't know!
Q: How did you meet 3?
A. someone thought i didn't have it hard enough with just 2 kids!!!!!!
Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: well,,,you never can tell!
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
Q. How long have you known number 6?
A: tooooo fucking long
Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A. loads of times!!
Q: Do you think 1 has a crush on you?
A: most definately not!
Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
A: tidied the house(my house)
Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
A. a man who is a gardener
Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. i should think not
Q. If number 4 was a crayon, what colour would they be?
A. flourescent pink
Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: she lives at my house!!!
Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
A: you tell me!!!!!!!!!
Q: Are you close to 9?
A: quite close i think
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: no,,she only goes to the pub
Q. Whats number 1's house like?
A. like mine
Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
A: don't think so???
Q: Would you ever make a move on 14?
A: no,,i promise
Q: What do you and number 10 talk about the most?
A: football(liverpool fc)
Q: Do you ever talk to 16?
A: sometimes, but she is never in!!!
Q: What do u think of number 1?
A: she is my gorgeous girl ?
|<b>COME ON YOU REDS</b>||5/1/07|
|COME ON LADS,,LETS SHOW THEM CHELSEA SCUM WHO THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE REALLY ARE,,WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!<b/>|
|A 2 Z of me .......||4/14/07|
From A going to Z, use a word to relate to me !!!
|THIS IS SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!||3/26/07|
|How to Make a Woman Happy?|
I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Give head
2. Bring food
|ღ♥[[* Mє *]]♥ღ||2/25/07|
|1. Taken a picture completely naked? never!!|
2. Made out with someone on your top 16? no way!!
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? no!!!
4. Told a lie? yes but only to the police!!
5.Eaten chicken popcorn ? yes!!! its lovely!!!
6.Ever had a one night stand? no!!!
7.Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? andy garcia, but he didn't know
8. Been arrested? yes, a couple of times,,always not guilty though!!
9.Made out with someone of the same sex? no!!no!!no!!
10.Seen someone die? no, thank fuck!!
11. Slept in until 5pm? no
12. Had sex at work? never had work so no!!
13. Fallen asleep at work? no job,,,ever!!!
14. Held a snake? on holiday? no fuckin way!!
15. Ran a red light? everyday!!!
16. Been suspended from school? twice i think!!
17. Totaled a car in an accident? yes, on good friday 98,,pregnant with our abbie!!
18. Been fired from a job? never gave them the chance!!!!
19. Sang karaoke?only twice when very, very drunk!!!
20.Done something/one you told yourself you wouldn't? no,,i do what i say!!!
|13 things i hate about people!!!!||2/19/07|
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser!!!
|answer these questions about you!!!!||2/17/07|
A - AVAILABLE?:
B - BEST FRIEND:
C - CRUSH:
D - DANCE MOVE:
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:
F - FAVORITE BAND:
G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS:
H - HOME:
K - (FUTURE) KIDS:
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR?
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS:
O - ONE WISH:
P - PHOBIA:
Q - FAVORITE QUOTE:
R - REASON TO SMILE:
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME:
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE:
W - WORST HABITS:
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:
Y - YUMMY FOOD/DRINK:
Z- ZODIAC SIGN:
|ALL ABOUT MOI!!!||2/12/07|
|Tell Everyone About Yourself |
Basic about you :
Time started: 15:31
Name:: donna e. marsh
Height:: 5' 7"
Eye color:: hazel
Hair Color:: Brown
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Right handed
Piercings:: belly button(been left to close up for 9 years)
Tatoos:: no way,,they are ugly on girls
Zodiac Sign:: sagittarius
Ring Size:: fuck the size!!if its nice i'll have it
Grade:: tpo grade!!!
More about you:
Are you named after anyone?: yes,,my nanna elsie
Do you live in the moment?: No in a house
Do you consider yourself tolerent to others?: yes,,unless its totm!!
Do you have any secrets?: no
Do you hate yourself?: course not
Do you like your handwriting?: sometimes
Do you have any bad habits?: one or two
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: probably not!!
Any regrets?: that i didn't go home in december 98
Do you think life has been good so far?: not too bad but could have been better
Are you confident?: not very
How long does it take you to shower?: have baths,,sometimes over an hour
What color is your room?: Magnolia
Where do you want to attend college?: fuck off
Smoke?: Yep, bad i know
Do drugs?: only class C
Drink?: not much,,lightweight
Go to church?: if i have to
Sleep with stuffed animals?: yes,amy brings about 20 in my bed
Take walks in the rain?: never,ever,ever
Talk to people even if you hate them?: Only if i have to
Drive?: of course,,landrover freelander
Believe in premarital sex?: well i'm not married and i've got 2 kids
Want to get married?: not now my dad can't give me away
Want to go to college?: will you fuck off about college
Want to have children?: got 3,,abbie,,amy,,courtney
Sing in the shower?: no the bath
Get along with you parents?: yes
Get along with your sibling/s?: Most of the time
Color/highlight your hair?: No
Like coffee?: love coffee
Wear makeup everytime you go out?: no, never
Love roller coasters?: yyyyeeeeessssssss
Like to cook?: hate to cook
Have you ever...?
Hurt yourself? : accidentally
Been out of the country?: not enough
Been in love?: Once
Done drugs?: Yes
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had surgery?: no
Played strip poker?: yes
Been on stage?: forced on stage
Pulled an all nighter?: not for a long time
Gone one day without food?: regularly
Slept all day?: i wish
Kissed a stranger?: no
Had a dream that came true?: no
Broken the law?: Yes
Stolen anything?: once
Been on radio/tv?: no
Been in a mosh-pit?: No
Bungee jumped?: no....love to though
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes, that i'm walking round for hours before i realise i am naked!! SCARY
Gone out of state?: gone to the state(old nightclub in liverpool)
Live in other states?: yes,,the sunny state of brighton
Eaten an entire box of oreos?: ate an entire triple box of jaffa cakes!!
Had a movie marathon?: watched finding nemo non stop for about 6 weeks
Spun until you were immensely dizzy?: not for a while
Been on a plane?:yes
Ran into a wall?: no! wouldn't that be a daft thing to do!?
Been rejected by a crush?: no
Cried in public?: very rarely
Cried over a movie?: all the time
Pranked called someone?: my favourite past-time
Gotten a cavity?: probably need falsies
Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch?: when i jet off to new york i will
Broken a bone?: never
Fallen from a tree?: no,my brother taught me well
Passed out?: not from drink
Been to a theme park?: Been to loads
Eaten sushi?: eeuuuggggghhhhh
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:: Coke
McDonalds or BUrger King:: Burger king
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Chocolate
Black or White:: Black
Burgers or Hot dogs:: Burgers
Big knickers or G-strings: depends
Book or magazine:: books
TV or radio:: Tv
is the glass half empty or half full:: half full
sun or moon:: sun (not the shit paper though)
hot or cold:: Hot
romantic comedy or thriller:: anything but a thriller
waffles or pancakes:: Pancakes
Florida or california:: disneyland florida
Black and white or color photos:: black and white
The city, the beach, OR the country:: the beach (not brighton with those dodgy pebbles)
Tennis shoes or sandals:: sandals
Sweet or sour:: Sweet AND sour chinese
Private or publie school:: public
Cappuccino or coffee:: coffee, black,,no sugar
English or history:: english
Science or math:: maths
Do you believe ...?
in miracles?: Yeah, Liverpool 3-3 ac milan, champions league final 2005
in magic?: No
in God?: Only when i need him
in Satan?: no
in ghosts?: Yes,
in luck?: we make our own luck
in love at first sight?: No
in Santa?: he didn't bring me fuck all and i was a good girl
in the Easter Bunny?: see above
in witches?: no, in bitches
that it's possible to remain faithful forever?: 16 years and counting
in wishing on shooting stars?: yes
that cussing is a necessity in life?: Yes
Love and all that -
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you: What the fuck is that all about
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: yes, don't do blind dates
What is worst about the opposite sex?: cos they always think they're right and they assume ALL women do not understand the offside rule
Who and when was your first crush?: omg...george michael
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?: wallet!! only kidding...eyes
Right this moment...
What are you wearing?: jeans and top,,as usual
What are you worried about?: august
What book are you reading?: john grisham..the chamber..again
What time is it?: 16:00
Are you bored?: a bit,,this is dragging on a bit like
Are you tired?: not tired,,world weary
Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone?: i'm online but no-one is talking to me
Are you lonely or content?: no such thing as lonely with 3 noisy kids
Are you listening to music, if so then what?: no
Dream you had:: don't remember my dreams
Nightmare:: see above
Time you cried:: 10-02-2007
Movie you watched:: can't remember,,don't do movies
Movie you rented:: see above
Book you read:: kerry katona,,too much, too young
Word you said:: tosser
Time you laughed:: Today
Person to call you:: tess
CD you played:: jack johnson..in between dreams
Song you listened to:: better together
annoyance:: the kids
IM sent or recieved:: sent to lee cos i robbed this off him
Time you yelled:: 5 minutes ago
Person you yelled at:: the kids
time you were a skirt:: i wore a dress to lynn's wedding party...waaahhhhaaayyy
time you fought with your parents:: I dont
Time you wished on a shooting star:: last week
Thing you ate:: croissants with chocolate spread..mmmmmmmmmmm
Time you showered:: had a bath last night
Nail polish color worn:: have bitten all my nails off!!
Type of gum:: juicy fruit
Restaurant:: oriental village
Type of weather:: Sun
Perfume:: erm..hard to pick but kenzo flowers
Pizza topping:: spicy
Veggie:: brussel sprouts
Type of cake:: big ones
TV Show:: shameless
Day of the week:: saturday...don't have to get up for school
Month:: december..my birthday
Sport to watch:: football
Flower:: flowers are for dead people
Time Finished:: 16:14