Josh Burdon <vivalarevolut>
|best song eva?||7/8/06|
|wot, in ur opinion, is de best song ever? leave a comment with ur answer|
|`those stupid forward message tings||6/5/06|
|ya get an e-mail an it says "hi, i'm (name) administrator for bebo. we have to see who is usin their account so forward dis 2 every1". grand. now scroll 2 de top of de page. in big red writin there is a statement "bebo administrators don NOT contact users directly" so whoever is doin dat go jump in a river. preferably de dodder. i hope ya hit a trolley. also de whole "only 518 names left" shite. there are over 21209401372879911350250244140625x3025 possibilities for a username. i'l leave de math 2 u...|
Carlesberg don?t make rugby players,but if they did...they would probably defintily make Graham Young.
If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Graham Young.
Graham Young can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "rugby".
Occasionally Graham Young will call up the All Blacks just for a game of rugby. After several beatings, they have recently been neglecting his calls saying they cant suffer from anymore injuries.
Before each match: Prop, Graham is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the teams he plays.
It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Graham Young.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Graham Young, who perped them so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Graham Young.
Graham Young carries a Canterbury messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a rugby ball out of the bag and spirals it at you. The ball will blow up upon impact.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Graham Young instead decided to pound his way out of his mother's womb.
When Graham was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He speared the store so hard it became a Burger King.
Graham Young drinks napalm to quell his heart burn.
Graham Young was a hidden playable character on Jonah Lomu Rugby on the Playstation.The creators later blocked him thinking his skill was too much for the mere public to witness.
Graham Young is not known for his modesty and readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
Graham Young once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When he lost, he won in life by dump tackling Chan through 3 different floors
Graham Young tackle is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Graham Young can cut onions without crying.
If you want a list of Graham Young enemies just check the injured players list.
Graham Young has never lost a race in his life. Never!!!
Every piece of furniture in Grahams house is Canterbury.
Graham Young once stopped Gonzagas whole driving maul just by pointing at it and saying "Stop".
Graham Young doesn't need to warm up before a match. He simply runs to lose energy so people will be able to see him while sprinting on the pitch.
Graham Young can divide by Zero.
If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win: Graham Young.
Graham Young broke his own collarbone, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics.
On the 7th day, God rested. Graham Young took over.
Graham Young invented Sprinting and Running.
Graham Young is Luke Skywalker's father.
Graham does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
Graham Young?s blood cure cancer. Too bad he has never bled.
Graham Young is allowed to talk about Fight Club .
The original copy of the Bible has the dedication "Thanks Graham, couldn't have done it without you -JC"
Graham Young did not appear for the Blackrock and HSD match he sent his stunt double, that is why we lost.
The pitch for "Sex and the City" was originally to feature Graham Young having sex with entire cities.
Graham Young does not take Creatine, Graham Young is creatine .
Graham Young burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Graham Young knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Occasionally Graham Young will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi
Graham Young played Jenga, the result was the empire state building
Graham Young is not on the High School JCT team he is the team.
The reason why Graham?s hair is red is because he stuck his head in the fireplace when he was 3, of course, he survived
Graham Young died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can?t get up the courage to tell him
Graham Young is an unofficial Pokeman
the makers of GTA San Andreas were going to call the tank the "graham young". however the computer blew up from trying to simulate that much power
|my amazin d4 adventure, roiysh||5/14/06|
|heloo everybody my names tristan im loike, your typical average south-sider, roiysh? ookay. one day i was walking down a street with moi best friend, gerard, and then suddenly, we saw a north-sider approaching us, gerard was all, "loike, tristan, what are all these, loike, common north-siders doing over here mon, i think we should go back to the poork and play some more rogby." then i was loike, "now gerard dont be worried, not all north-siders have aids, come on mon it was only a movie roiysh?" as he came closer gerard became nervous, " i dunno tristan, this guy looks pretty shifty, u know loike? im like totally shiting myself mon?. then without any warning, this foking north-sider, loike, foking attacks us, and hes saying some strange things loike, ?watcha lukin at? and ?u startin?? and ?ur ma? and all this crazy shit, roiysh? so then I say back to him, roiysh? ?dude, if you foking hit me again, loike, im going to buy your foking family and loike, make them all my slaves, roiysh? I know a prop and he?ll totally kick your orse man?. it didn?t seem to work as he kept trying to pick a fight with me, so I loike, started throwing money at him because money is really useful for throwing at people you know? and he just picked up the money and ran off loike, I was all, ? jezuz mon, that?s loike, totally sad u know? I mean, I was only throwing ?50 notes at him, loike, and he actually picked it up off the ground, you get, loike, rabies from doing that mon. anyway that?s all for now im afraid but if your good, you might just get another one, but probably not because im a VERY busy person, you know, roiysh? oh well, toodles!|