Alex Lloyd <platnmslide>

"nothing for now"

condoms2/28/08
 
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines...

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
McDonalds Condoms - I'm loving it
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep goin and going
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
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me and the world3/31/07
 
hi now for me i am a human and i luve to play hockey and play the guitar and for the world all you people and me are killing us and the world so there and that is the life of me
!!!
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