"mayonnaise all the way :D"
|BIRTHDAY NITE OUT :D||7/17/07|
going out for ma bday on friday the 27th july(well actually its mine n erikas joint nite out)
the plan is...
meet at the mains for 7/7ish
oot in toon
the theme ....get as drunk as possible!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE SAMBUCA OOT !!!!!!!!!!!
hope yous can all make it let me know
|dedicated to team AHHA in majorca (july 07)||7/15/07|
|OMG wot a week!!! |
2 nutters + 2 tickets to majorca + 1 fuckin ace time filled wit sooo many stupid moments
DO U LUV IT ....I LUV IT !!!
rave boy - 'aw ur scottish!?...please can i get u to say on thing?...just say 'they will never take our freedom!''
amy explaining to londoners wot a hoochie mama is
worrying in the queue to get on the plane that our tickets had the wrong destination on it...then being told there is too spelliings for majorca/mallorca
the army coming and stealing our seats n then having to sit wit a gay estate agent n electrician who claimed they werent gay...yea wotever
omg the fat girl at the water park actually bursting the double rubber ring ooo and amy fighting with german nazis to get a ring...
oo n amy havin an arguement wit spanish sleazing to stop touching me
having 'quiet nites' that never happened...who were we tryint to kid
heather shouting BOMB in the middle of the street after hearing a loud noise (its ok we def werent near the airport)
going 4 swims in the sea at 6am
making sacronised ambulance noises
heather meeting a dwarf
heather meeting PAT SHARP ...then wanting to send him to ewan n then realising that means hes POSTMAN PAT too lol
hotel porter foning the police lmao
YES NO YES NO!!!
when kay admitted to missing his mum!
amy walking into a mirror!!!....heather walking into a glass door!!
watchin CNN religiously cause it was the only english channel our hotel tv recieved
'this ass aint made for no white girl ya know' lol
the welsh tourist board rambling on about their sheep and beautiful mountains
ooo and soo many other ace moments but ill stop coz am getting too depressed writng them all up here coz am bck in porty now with all the rain and wind and am FRIGIN FREEZING!!! i want the sun sand sea and CHEAP BOOZE again
|what do the following places all have in common?||5/19/07|
|1. the cinema |
2. a white vw polo
3. amy cross's bedroom
4. amy cross's living room
5. amy cross's kitchen
6. amy cross's garage
7. paul jarvis' bedroom
8. paul jarvis' living room
9. paul javis' utility room
10. callum evans bathroom
prizes may be given for best or closest answer
|cute things to do for your special girly (stolen but i thought it was cute all boys shuld do it!)||8/10/06|
|1). Leave her cute text messages.|
2). Kiss her in front of your friends.
3). Trust her over everyone else.
4). Tell her she looks beautiful.
5). Look her in the eye when you talk to her.
6). Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh.
7). Let her mess with your hair.
. Just walk around with her.
9). Include her in pretty much everything you do.
10). When she crys do whatever to make her smile.
11). Forgive her for her mistakes.
12). Look at her like she's the only girl you see.
13). Tickle her even if she says stop.
14). When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her.
15). Let her fall asleep in your arms.:z
16). Get her mad, then kiss her.
17). Tease her and let her tease you back.
1 . Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
19). Watch her favorite movie.
20). Kiss her forehead.
21). Write her letters.
22). Let her wear your clothes.
23). When she's sad, hang out with her.
24). Let her know she is important.
25). Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
26). Surprise her with flowers for no reason
27). Kiss her in the rain.
2 . And when you fall in love with her, tell her.
29). And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.
|lets find ewan a man||6/6/06|
i love wee homo ewan but recently it has finnaly came to my attention that we can never be together for two main reason... firstly i already have a gorgeous boyfriend and the second reason is......em the second is...ooo yes...that ewan is G-A-Y!!!!
earlier this year ewan declared that this year would be his year but with time passing faster than expected with half the year almost gone already ewan is still single!!!! unbelievable i know considering what a catch he is!!!! i have decided to take action and help ewan with his dilema...
ewan is an 18 year old aquarious. He is currently studying history of art (i think) at aberdeen uni. in his spare time he works with old people and enjoys nuthing better than going out on the toon with his pooks (large group of girls who consider him a girl too.) his drink tends to be double vodka and coke but is also partial to the odd glass of wine too. a typical friday night consists of him being found shaking his booty either on the exodus or liquid dance floor and if all else fails the priory girls toilets are always a sure thing! Ewan is also a good listener, talker and is also very funny, brainy, sensitve and adventerous (evidently shown through a number of recent 'antics')
so if any of u guys out there like what you are reading and see the potential in this amazing man leave a comment on mine or his page and we'll see what we can do...this is an oppertunity you dont wana miss ewan is too great to be on the lonely single gay market!!!!!
p.s ewan am so sorry about the way things had to end between us but i think its for the best i love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
|must beat dougie !!!!!!||5/13/06|
|cmon guys u all gotta help me by boycotting lees page and viewing mines tonnes and tonnes i must beat him to 1000 views lol itll annoyin him so much thinkin hes the number 1 bebo hermit... cmon guys help heehee xxx|