Barbie Navarro <barbienavarro>

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This week so far by Barbie1/24/07
 
hey there! and hello to my new friends! I hope everybodys doing good and having a good week! i've had a bit of a hectic week so far, I actually made it into work every day so far which is quite impressive for me! I had to go to a lot of meetings and things which meant driving round everywhere and carrying bags of folders, fortunately they are all pink and pretty, i spend most of the time in the office and in meetings putting stickers on them! I also went to a job interview on Monday and Tuesday for a radio station and a TV station ( I was getting bored with my job and kept forgetting to go, which isnt going down too well) so I thought it was time to shop around for something else. Im hopefully going to get started on that part time pretty soon! so at least Ill have something to look forward to when I stagger out of bed still drunk, hair stuck on end, wonky eyebrows in the morning! Anhow, i went shopping on my way back from work yesterday, as I was driving through central London I got tempted to stop and go to selfridges and buy a Juicy Couture tracksuit and bag and another fur coat!!!!! like 7 wasnt enough, now i have enough even if there is ever an extra surprise day in the week! I went to the kingly club last night with Hannah and Rachel from work and I wore my black denim hotpants and my motley crue t shirt and we got a table because I am from Barbie and the chinchilla killers, reason enough, of course!!! I found the lead for my camera so I can put up my photos from my outings and things!
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Barbie
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Barbies Big Weekend!1/21/07
 
On Saturday I still had Barbie flu so I got up late and took ages getting dressed and walked slowly to the shops to buy Jeannie a birthday present. For some reason even though I was looking and feeling really rough, lots of strangers kept trying to talk to me. I was wondering if I had toilet paper stuck to my foot or something, but I didnt so I carried on eating my chocolate bar as I walked along. I bought Jeannie a scarf and some jewelerry and ended up buying myself some shoes as well! When I got home, I sat down to wrap everything up and lisetened to my Ibiza Euphoria CD. Jeannie and her bf picked me up in the range rover and we went to the hotel to have dinner, Lola was pissed, waving her bottle of pink champagne in the back of the car. Everyone was telling me how I looked more like a Barbie than usual, not surprising as its my name, I dont know why people have such trouble coping with the fact its my name!! We picked Jonathan up after nearly running over several trannys in soho. He ended up shouting at the waiters when they asked him to put his cigar out. We had a few cocktails and Jenjens bf thought it was funny to give Lola a chicken bone pretending it was a present! Jonathan embarraased me by telling everyone about my adventures with titmouse and the David Blaine incident last weekend! He also said you can tell when im drunk cos I dont dance, I jump around instead!! Jonathan left early cos he was leaving for miami in the morning to start on the Al Pachino flim. The Barbie girls should be going soon too! We took ages eating as Lola was so drunk and by the time the desert and the chocolates came Jeannie was falling over everywhere! When we walked back to the car, Jeannie was kicking trannies with her Prada boots shouting dont mind me trannys!! As we drove up regent street, Lola tried to throw the bottle at some police men. We got to Embassy about 12 and there was a massive que outside because it was full, we barged straight thru and went to our table, it was full of people i knew from work which wasnt a particularly pleasant surprise! We met our friends we were in the fashion show with at Birmingham NEC but they were drunk as skunks and falling over everywhere. When they threw everyone out at 3, we went to Fire and I dont remember much after that! I got home pretty late, I couldnt sleep much, it was too light and I ended up getting up about lunch time and feeling pretty ropey! Im doing an extra promoting job now so people can come and join me and my girls for the Barbie experience!
Laters!
Barbie!
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Thursday in the life of Barbie1/18/07
 
I have Barbie flu!!!! I cant do anything!!! I ate 2 bars of chocolate, drank 4 cans of coke, and I still dont feel any better. Squeaky is coming over to see me in a bit. aaargh, I feel like shite!!! maybe I overdid it a bit last night. Maybe I have caught Bird flu, my work are sooo pissed off with me :s and I had to cancel 3 castings and my house is getting really messy!!
laters
Barbie
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tuesday and wednesday in the life of Barbie1/18/07
 
On Tuesday I overslept and ended up not going to work, theres a novelty. I got a call from Lola at about 11 so we decided to go into London and be "sexy tourists" in our pink pineapple tracksuits going round the museums, asking people where the toilets were in stupid voices. We wondered into a pub in the middle of the afternoon and the drinking started then. We went to Movida and ended up staying out quite late, then going on to a big party at Cats house. It then seemed like a brilliant idea to stay over at Lolas and not bother to go home. I then woke up around lunch time on Wednesday to realise my phone had gone flat, I had forgotten to go to work and I was still wearing my clothes from the night before. I borrowed some of Lolas makeup and spent the day wondering round in a pink dressing gown at her house, watching movies and eating ice cream. Eventually she drove me home, where I found all my pretty Barbie things arranged nicely from the day before when I was supposed to go to work! Oh well. When I turned my phone on I had about 50 voicemails from my phone screaming at me. I also have to do a fashion show at Movida next month which sounds like a big mistake....
Anyway, Wednesday evening we went to a big birthday bash at the met bar for Nutezs sister......which is probably why I got so ill.
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Barbie
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monday.....1/15/07
 
well...today was a bit of a let down after the excitement of saturday night, after trying to bury my phone under the pillow countless times and going back to sleep and trying to ignore the alarm, I finaly got out of bed sniffling, with a headache. I got dressed, managing to trip over, fall into the wardrobe and then fall over onto the radiator somehow. After finding my clothes, I put on my guns n roses t shirt, my skinny jeans and brown boots and my fur coat and took about half an hour to find my keys. I got in my car and drove to work, unable to believe that it could possibly only be monday. I got to the office late as usual and flopped into my chair and switched on the computer, a big message came on saying haha you stink, i turned round to see Sam grinning at me accross the room. I went to the pub at lunch time with this looney french man who points at people and wears at top hat I had met at the fashion show the other day, I then got completely distracted by going to buy krispy kreme donuts that i didnt get back to work til 3 and got a bollocking again. when i finally left work I was falling asleep, but woke up enough to go to the shops and buy some clothes! Im going out drinking again tonight with Nutez and Dave so all is well! no way like Jd to make the week go quicker.
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Barbie
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Saturday in the life of Barbie1/14/07
 
well, Saturday was rather a big night even by my standards. I staggered out of bed around mid afternoon after rather a big one on Friday, feeling absolutely wrecked. I wondered round the house for a while, rearranging things while listening to Guns n Roses and then played my guitar for a bit. I went out wearing my black lace dress and my suede boots in the attempt not to look like a footballers wife. I went out for dinner with Titmouse, which I was rather nervous about after our little adventure the other night. When I met him he was pretty ratty and said that he was feeling incredibly guilty, he seems to be under the impression hes sneaking around behind his mates back meeting me, even though im not and was never dating any of them. Anyway, a bottle of champagne and 2 bottles of sanccere later he was alot better and we were throwing things at the table of M,Ps sitting opposite us. I realised by the main course and him flicking food everywhere and shaking that he was being so arsey because Kit Cat had run off to work with his coke stash. We wondered to a bar for a drink where two more bottles of champagne later I started feeling a bit sick, wondering round regent street and 1.30, we called Rob, the enron multi millionaire who feeds his dog crack but he was with a rent boy so he wouldnt come out and buy us drinks so we wondered around and as we walked past a bar we saw a man in there who fancied Titmouse, who got really scared and tried to hide behind me. Kit Cat called us after work, she'd been stealing from the petty cash to buy more coke, after having to hide from Titmouses mate so he didnt see us together, we went to join Jon and his bodyguard in Chinawhite where Titmouse got so drunk he fell off the table and squashed me. The mad opera singing woman from new year and some of the ballet dancers were there too and they were also wrecked. When they threw us out we walked thru Soho to Jons house with Kit Cat and Titmouse shouting about going to rehab all the way and me trying to get them to shut up before Jon heard them shouting about coke burgers. The party continuted at Jons. I picked up a DVD off the couch which read "David Blaine" and remarked loudly, "who would buy this? isnt this that nutter who sits in a box, is he a hobo?' the man who turned out to be that nutter who sits in a box starving himself called David Blaine, was there sitting next to us on the sofa!!! Kit Cat decided she was in love with him, which was very embarrassing and started shouting "give me a bag of coke, a straw and a hamburger and il sit in a box" Titmouse found some white feathers in a big jar and thinking it was coke tried to shove it up his nose but instead spilt it everywhere. I was laughing so loudly everyone came to see what had happened. We then raided the fridge and ate all the cakes from fortnum and mason. Titmouse realised he had to go to work the next day and pannicked and called a cab. Then the mental singing woman started singing while Jon was playing the piano, Titmouse got really annoyed and started shouting "does she expect applause? well shes not going to get any" Finally, when the taxi arrived, Kit Cat and Titmouse were far too drunk to tell remember where they lived and demanded to be taken to rehab in Malibu. KitCat spent the entire journey screaming "SHOW ME THE COCAINE BAGUETTES" out of the window and "oi chavs, got any burgers" and "dont look at me, im shy" and then decided to call Jon to tell him she was in love with David Blaine and wanted to have his children and to kill the puerto rican bitch..... Titmouse shouted endlessly about rehab and so on and the driver got more and more annoyed. When I got home it was about 8 and i staggered into bed feeling rather tired. here i am now, thinking i have mental friends but hey, id rather be strange and interesting than normal and boring.
Laters!
Barbie
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Thursday in the life of Barbie1/12/07
 
Thursday was rather an exciting day as I sit here, only just got up, writing this, incredibly hungover. I went to work as usual, but not to the office! Thursday was a fashion show! I managed to fall over rather dramatically at one point and nearly collide drunkenly with another girl on the runway as I had decided to go to the pub at lunch time. which resulted in my balance being rather unsteady. I got to keep a couple of things though! I got a lovely 60s style dress and scarf which i totally love!!! and I got given a dior purse by one of the people from the companies that were there so I was happy! I managed to cleverly insult some people who were working for a rather prestigious magazine however, which wasnt very clever. Later on I moved on to a bar in Mayfair where I met a few of my friends for cocktails, resulting in me getting absolutely trashed. Kitty cat had been drinking since 11 am so she had been sick at 3 and then started drinking again, her and Sian had drunk about 9 bottles of wine and then called Sians boyfriend to pay the bill. After they left, me and my friend Titmouse remained, we carried on drinking happily, until he was sick, Kit cat disappeared with a stranger and then somehow we got home. I missed work today I was so hungover. But of course I will be out again tonight!
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Barbie
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Wednesday in the life of Barbie1/10/07
 
Well...where do I start today? It's getting late and there is much drinking to be done! I was up quite late last night drinking with my mates Nutez and Dave. I don't remember what time I got to bed but before I knew it the alarm was going off. I threw several things at it in my half asleep stupour and then wondered where I was , who I was and where I was supposed to be. I then realised it was in fact not the weekend and I actually had to go to work. I sighed and tumbled out of bed and opened the wardrobe. A large pile of clothes fell onto me and I stood there for a while feeling dazed and confused. I shrugged my shoulders and went into the bathroom where I opened the cupboard to get my Clinique things to find a ton of blue smarties cascade out on top of me, not amused I realised this must have something to do with Nutez. I went downstairs and into the kitchen tentatively, wondering what would be in store for me there and carefully opened a cupboard, a luttice fell out and narrowly missed my head but I was ready this time and caught it! Dreading to think how the rest of my house had been trashed, I went back upstairs to get dressed, I put on a denim skirt, a Barbie pink cardigan and a pale pink scarf and some ugg boots. I spent a rather boring morning at work prank calling my friends and pretending to be inland revenue. I had to go to a boutique where they are going to be selling our clothes from the company I work for and get them to sign a contract, they must be stupid, the stuff is such a rip off, I would so shop in pikey pikey primark instead, designer my arse, put a rip in a bin bag and there you have it, unique. I disappeared on my way back to the office and tried on loads of dresses in the shops, I nearly bought a chanel watch but the twelve grand price tag kind of put me off a bit. I arrived rather late back at the office and told them the delay was because no one could find a pen! I returned from work wondering what to do, I then hung out with my rather cheeky friends, Nutez, who I had forgiven and Dave. I got changed into my sheepskin boots and jacket and we used up the rest of the Mc Donalds vouchers, fuck you vegans!! find something sensible to worry about and stop eating dust.
As we went through the drive thru, Nutez jumped out of the boot of my car to scare everyone, it was so funny!! I just got back from Daves gig, Nutez threw water everywhere and got thrown out. My mate Cat called me to tell me she spent 4 hours going to ikea looking for shelf brackets and didnt even get them, one word. LOSER!!!!!
Nutez is waving a fresh bottle of Jack Daniels about over her head so I must go before anything gets smashed!
Laters,
Barbie
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Tuesday in the life of Barbie1/10/07
 
Well then....where do I start? Time to begin todays blog and I know by now you are starting to expect things of me, whether its you laugh as I fall down the stairs in my drunken stupour or as I whack a chinchiller over the head with my guitar to make it into a handy new pair of gloves. Well, today was one of those annoying days where nothing really seems to happen but you just get in trouble all the time and without really doing anything! I also got a load of Mcdonalds vocuchers in the paper (yes I can read) so I ate most of the meals that came with them and now i feel quite sick. Today, or this morning started off with me getting home, very drunk at about 5 this morning from that rock club I mentioned last night. I somehow ended up with my best mate Nutez sleeping on my floor, I dont remember asking her to stay, but in my wasted state, it probably seemed like a really good idea. I was woken by my work calling me at 11, when i realised I was still wearing my corset, jeans and boots from the night before and had been shivering under a plastic bag all night. Nutez was still snoring on the floor next to an empty bottle of jack daniels. I tried to get out of bed without treading on her but she shouted and threw the bottle at me. I hurridly got changed into a nice dress from warehouse and a cashmere cardigan in a desperated and unsuccesful attempt to look respectable and ran to my car, trying to do my makeup at the same time but only managing to nearly poke my eye out. When I arrived in the office my boss wasnt actually there so i sat down and piled up bag samples, papers and things around myself to try and make it look like i had been there a while. I soon got bored with trying to look busy and unplugged the computer and plugged in my new GHD hair straighteners, truly revolutionary! I was quite happily straightening my hair and not disturbing anyone when my boss slammed the door open, making me jump about a foot in the air and nearly break the chair. He shouted for quite a while so I shoved the straighteners in the drawer and hoped desperately the phone would ring. It didnt. So I got a proper bollocking. I somehow daydreamed away the rest of the day and had a sandwich at my desk and listened to my ipod for the rest of the afternoon wondering what it would be like to have a proper job. I kept nearly falling asleep so when it came to home time I was quite pleased. I drove home to find Nutez had eaten the only food which was in my kitchen, the box of chocolates I had got for xmas and then gone back to sleep, in my bed!!! When I arrived she decided we should go to the pub so we did and then I had a few to many McDonalds. So....here I am now, with a bit of a headache still, and Nutez demanding to go somewhere tonight, I guess it's going to be another late one, don't even want to think of excuses for tomorrow. An elephant stood on my car? A snake drank my petrol? I ran over a toad and then crashed into a tree? Ideas?!!
Laters
Barbie
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monday monday in the life of Barbie1/8/07
 
well... today was one of those annoying rushy rushy days where you have to go to work, which is what im usually supposed to be doing, yet usually im not! but today I had set my alarm for 7 and managed to turn it off about 3 times and go back to sleep, the 4th time i threw it accross the room but then I got up and decided to turn it off rather than listen to the haribo theme tune getting louder and louder, by which time I actually decided to get up properly. I dragged myself into the bathroom and yawned for a long time! I rooted through my wardrobe, its like a bottomless pit, or a gold mine or something! I found my black skinny jeans i thought Jeannie must have eaten and put them on along with my NEW ugg boots and my little chunky knitted white jumper with the furry collar and my miss 60 belt and matching handbag, quite pleased with myself I put on a little scarf, grabbed my coat and ran out of the door, late as usual! I jumped in the car and sped all the way to work, thinking about what to do at the weekend. I parked and then grabbed a coffee on the way in, I was in a surprisingly good mood for 9.30 in the morning, (late of cors!!) At lunch time I had a wonder round the shops and looked at things I couldnt afford, I nearly bought some ipod speakers but then decided id better wait til i get paid at the end of the month. Instead i got some stickers! I amused myself for the afternoon by answering the phone in stupid voices and pretending to be pizza hut until my boss came in and shouted at me. Driving home, it hit me how tired I actually felt, I got home and played my guitar for a while, I think I'll have some soup for tea, I've just got changed to go out tonight, im wearing my skinny jeans, my stiletto shoes and my black corset with my NEW louis vuitton bag i totally couldnt afford that Jeannie tried to throw her champagne over, with my red and black xtensions. Im going to this rock night thing with Dave, Jon and Nutezy, I dont hold much hope over remaining sober, I dont even want to think about how Im going to get to work tomorrow! I might even stop drinking, no that is sooo not going to happen, who am I kidding? Maybe tomorrow?? whatever!
laters!
Love Barbie
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