Victoria Donnelly <xx_ToriD_xx>

Assumption Class of 2001!!5/22/08
 

You know you were in the CLASS OF 2001 if:

1.the first time you saw miss mcmullan she had braids
2.you had to wear a pinafore for three years...
3.and were raging when it was our turn to get skirts so did the rest of jnr school
4.you truly find mrs cunningham the most irriating woman in the world
5.you remember having lunch in the old room one in first year
6.you remember having to lie on ur back in the chapel at retreats while one of the religion teachers told u to close your eyes and meditate
7.you remember the feast day talent show in first year
8.you remember mr irivine singing "catch a falling star" in a very strange manner
9.you remember bertha singing at the same talent show
10.you remember being crammed in the study hall in fourth year to find out what class you were in, and were transfixed by the "new girls"
11.you remember mr wilson's noise maker
12.you were either in the wizard of oz or sat through it amazed by all the colours
13.you remember mrs osullivan with long hair
14. mrs lundy is miss mcmullan in your eyes.. that will never change
15.mrs morton is miss buchanen- that will also never change
16.you were really afraid of upper sixiths when you were in jnr school
17.when you were upper sixith you were afraid of the jnr school
18.Mrs Walker prevented you from going to the library because you couldnt be bothered listening to her...
19.... and she closed it constantly... to buy books
20.you've heard mr breen talk in an unusually high tone of voice and get himself in a flap over your studying
21.the six words "are you supposed to be here" will make you laugh for the rest of your life
22.if you were in the common room and you heard breen comin down the hall you would run for cover, usually unsuccessfully
23.you know why "BREENO BREENO" is funny
24.the song run by snow patrol will most likely make you cry everytime you hear it now
25.you had the time of you life!!!
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Alcohol...7/27/06
 
Alcohol...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol ma y cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear!! :L
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Cancer!6/29/06
 

----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Bebo If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of
-----///\\\----Cancer
----///--\\\--
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Funny Stuff!!4/9/06
 
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid �5 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
that's longer?
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So cute-poem from 10 Things I hate About You!!3/26/06
 
I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair

I hate the way you drive my car

I hate it when you stare


I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind

I hate you so much it makes me sick

It even makes me rhyme


I hate the way you?re always right

I hate when you lie

I hate it when you make my laugh

Even worse when you make me cry


I hate it when you?re not around

And the fact that you didn?t call

But mostly I hate the way I don?t hate you


Not even close

Not even a little bit

Not even at all

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