Ciara S <handy_4_rum_man>
"well now your just hankering for a spankering!!!"
|More than 40 and you're a bad influence] |
02. consumed alcohol
03. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
04. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
05. kissed someone of the same sex
06. had sex
07. had someone in your room other than family
08. watched porn
09. bought porn
10. done drugs
01. taken painkillers
02. taken someone else's prescription medicine
03. lied to your parents
04. lied to a friend
05. snuck out of the house
06. done something illegal
07. cut yourself
08. hurt someone
09. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
01. missed curfew
02. stayed out all night
03. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
04. been to a therapist
05. been to rehab
06. dyed your hair
07. received a ticket
08. been in an accident
09. been to a club
10. been to a bar
01. been to a wild party
02. seen the Mardi Gras
03. drank more than four beers in a night
04. had a spring break in Florida
05. sniffed anything
06. wore black nail polish
07. wore arm band
08. wore t-shirts with band names
09. listen to rap
10. own a 50 Cent CD
01. dressed gothic
02. dressed prep
03. dressed punk
04. dressed grunge
05. stole something
06. been too drunk to remember anything
07. blacked out
09. had a crush on your neighbor
10. had someone sneak into your room
01. snuck into someone else's room
02. had a crush on your best friend
03. been to a concert
04. dry-humped someone
05. been called a slut
06. called someone a slut
07. installed speakers in your car
08. broken a mirror
09. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
01. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
02. seen an R-rated movie in theater
03. cruised the mall
04. skipped school
05. had surgery
06. had an injury
07. gone to court
08. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
09. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
01. owned an apartment
02. broke the law in the police's presence
03. cheated with someone
04. got in trouble with the police
05. talked to a stranger
06. hugged a stranger
07. kissed a stranger
08. rode in the car with a stranger
09. been harrassed
10. been verbally harrassed
01. met face-to-face with someone you met online
02. stayed online for 12 hours straight
03. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
04. watched TV for 12 hours straight
05. been to a fair
06. been called a bad influence
07. drink and drive
08. prank-called someone
09. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
01. cheated on homework
02. held hands with someone of the same sex
03. been pushed into a pool
04. played pool
05. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
06. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
07. had a crush on someone younger than you
08. worn eyeliner
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair
GRAND TOTAL: 67..uh oh
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle (in this case 4 me, its Winamp ).
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. For the last one (#20), put it as the subject of your blog
1.) Are you a male or female?
A neverever ending dream
2.) Describe yourself?
plug in baby
3.) How do you feel about yourself?
4.) Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
6.) Describe your current location:
outer space......................no shit!!!!
7.) Describe what you want to be:
Describe your best friend:
9.) Your favorite color is:
10.) You know that:
we will rock you
11.) What is the weather like?
12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
she moves in her own way
13) What is life to you?
everytime we touch
14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
15.) Describe your love life:
supermassive black hole...........haha
16.) How are you going to die?
17.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
another one bites the dust
1 What do your friends think of you?
dont look back into the sun
19) What is your funeral song going to be?
what hurts the most
20) What are you going to repost this as?
|1) When ur driving and looking 4 an address y do u turn dwn d volume on d radio?|
2)How can u hear urself think?
3)Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Y does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?
5)Y is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Y is d word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?
If you died wit braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
10)If u try fail and suceed what did u just do?
11)Do fish sleep?
12)Aren't u tired of ppl asking u rhetorical questions & u dunno if they r rhetorical r not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
17)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
1 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
19)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
20)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
21)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
22)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
23)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
24)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
25)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
27)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
2 What do you call male ballerinas?
29)Can blind people see their dreams?
30)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
31) How come you didn't notice there is no number 15?
32) Why did you just scroll back up to check?
33) And why are you now laughing at your own stupidity?!
Rascism- A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black, " "When I grew up I was black, " "When I'm sick I'm black, " "When I go in the sun I'm black, " "When I'm cold I'm black, " "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
fukin asholes racists!!! oh ya daniel i stole dis 4m u u big gay! lol
|I'm as sick as a small hospital|
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the
of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a cr�che
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss
off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
|Bet you can't do this cause only 1 in every 30 people can||5/9/06|
|Bet you can't do this cause only 1 in every 30 people can|
I Dare you...
Do you think you can do it?
I dare you to tell the person who posted this email the absolute truth of how you feel about them. I mean everything that you think about them. Just do it. Send it in a private message and then if you have the guts, repost this question to see what people think of you.
You think you're up to it?