Julia Heely <Julia_____cough>
"I'm on a boat"
|Just movin' my Electric Picnic info to my blog. Bring on Sept 09!||3/30/09|
|Electric Picnic 07|
Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain, Hot Chip, Bj�rk, !!! ?, Camera Obscura ?, Deerhoof ?, Magic Numbers, Chemical Brothers, MIA, 65 Days of Static, Warlords of Pez, The Beastie Boys, The Go! Team, Sonic Youth, Dan le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip ?, Iggy & the Stooges (from the tent), Skream, Primal Scream ?.
Electric Picnic 08!
Who I seen: Yard Dogs le Galaxie Little Green Cars New Young Pony Club Tinariwen Joan As Policewoman Goldfrapp Sigur Ros Cathy Davey David McSavage Duffy Elbow Wilco Franz Ferdinand Crystal Castles George Clinton Brad Pitt Light Orchestra Get Cape Wear Cape Turin Brakes CSS Grinderman The Gossip Sex Pistols What I et: Moon Fries cajun chips and veggie burger Maris Finn chips and dips with salsa and cheese A FREEEE Pie Minister pie! Free teas and flake bars from Lyons A free truffle for being dressed as a fairy Crackers, cheese and Ballymaloe Country Relish Lots of Taytos, biscuits and cereal bars, smoothies, juice boxes and squash.
Electric Picnic 09......... soon, soon....
|1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.|
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
|Why I ♥ my Bebo friends (inside jokes)||8/14/07|
|MARC!: My favouritest rollerblading buddy! ?! If I could get Emma Watson and bring her to you...|
MAAGS: I ? her even though she's a GOTH, ever since Muse! We stayed up all night in Spain and got the bread, yay!
EMMIE: BRING IN ON!!! It's the music school, not the school of music! But we only just came out! My bestest friend at school, my beore, my everything!
AZELLE: My long-suffering wife, emo enthusiast (we must be eeemo!), fellow Arcade Fire (but only their earlier stuff) lover, gig-goer, keeper of The Boook! ?
CRLAIRE: My childhood friend, fellow Cow Club founder, and she gives me her clothes! Yay! ?
CIANSY: I ? him though he is ginger! Cork trip buddy, cinema buddy, concert buddy, hugging buddy, parties in Corbally buddy, everything buddy!
TOM CREEDON: Irish rap buddy! Down in Water to-tha-Ford!
LIVI: The bestest cousin EVER! CHUNKY! She fell off our boat and introduced me to Theme Hospital! ?
FUCHSIA: She rox my sox. She got me Kasabian tickets! She hosted the classest fancy dress party! She is so effortlessly cool and retro! Let's go to London! ?
KATIE: Fellow science nerd! Coiner of the phrase "maybe they're bi" and lover of the epiglottis. And the moral is, use contraception! : )
LIAM: My brotha from anotha motha. From Christmas shows (involving mostly Monkey and other puppets) to Histrionics, he gets the show on the road! We drink tea and eat peanut buttah and have a larf.
NIAMH O BRIEN: Irish college buddy! Ar mhaith leat cookie? BA MHAITH LIOM COOKIE! Good times! ?
SEAN: Terrible taste in women/men, but he's just so nice! A sense of humour that cannot be bettered! ?
EMMAH: Fellow ?er of Emma Watson, she's summer personified! Master of tea parties, we have spiffing fun!
SMEDDERS: Probably disapproves of this, but hey, he's the bestest damn trampoline/adventure/cookie-baking/potion-making/web-surfing/singstar/conker-collecting buddy!
SAM: He ain't heavy, he's my brother! Co-composer of There Is a Monkey in the Dishwasher, I'm so proud of his musical genius! See his bands page and you'll see! I get to visit him in Edinburgh! ?
KEVIN NEVILLE: We had so much fun dancing waiting for Emma to finish her history exam! Good times. One-time library buddy, many-times Javas buddy, he's so kind and genuine! ?
KEVIN O FLAHERTY: English buddy, if I had a penny for every YOUR FACE joke...
RUTHIE: She's a cheap ho but I luv her so! She's so down-to-earth and genuinely nice! Beyond her very few years! ?
JOHN JORDAN: D�il na n�g buddy!? Fellow lover of The Feeling, yay! He gives many hugz.
AISHY: The funniest gal you'll ever meet, and the most lovable! Hilariously unlucky, invaluable advice-giver on relationships, people, and life in general! She rox! ?
PAUL O FLAHERTY: Deirdre 3 buddy!
JAMES FITZ: Internet buddy and advice-giver extraordinaire.
MARIA: Puts the 'fun' in Histrionfunics! She's so amazing she's friends with EVERYONE! She's the coolest Lady Bracknell in town!?
ROZI: We go WAAY back! Carrinderry Power! ?
EMER B: So friendly, helps Marc with his films!
FIANA: Tea party buddy! So smiley and friendly! ?
ALAN: Agh, so many catchphrases, so little time! Killer timing with the boob jokes, 'that's what she said's and 'story of your life's!
DEBORAH: Supercool citizen of the world English buddy! Always laughing at something, usually at inappropriate moments!?
JILLIAN: The original biology buddy, quoter of Cupid's Chokehold and London Bridge, she's ever-so nice to just about everyone and the bestest friend in the world! ?
DAVID POWER: Jokes, jokes and more jokes! *joke* Lover of Chuck Norris, and playing stuff on the piano really fast!
KILLIAN: Hater of the *cough*, he is just so charming!
TOM CURRAN: School buddy when no-one else was, he accepted me even though I was a n00b!
CAOIMHE: Brough a ray of sunshine into Biology class! I'll miss her! ?
LAUREN: Short & sweet! ?
CRLAIRE: ME SISTAH! She's so good at giving presents, she's so generous, and very sarcastic! Migration Research Consultant if ya don't mind!
NYE: California buddy!
TRISHA: The life and soul of TY, she's the happiest person I know! ?
KYM: Histrionics buddy! Lovely to work with! ?
AIS CONLON: A mammy of sorts, soon to be Cork buddy!
JOHN: School buddy!
BECCA: Killarney's koolest!?
TUITE: YOUR FACE buddy, fellow Ruth-slagger (but we still ? her) and Leaving Cert buddy!?
SIOBHAN: Class Deirdre, leaving cert biology! Sound OUT.
BARRY BYRNE: Made Irish class so much more endurable, showed my how to tie my tie the SUPERVISOR way! Giver of popcorn! ? SOUND!
CLAIRE QUIGLEY: The bestest party host! The doe-eyed princess of fun!
JAMES V: Piano duet buddy, *high five* OH yeah. German buddy, just general buddy!
HARRIET: ALWAYS singing in German class! Life & soul of Class 07!
JENNIFER ENRIGHT: Summarizes the essentials with me! ?
SIOBHAN F: Mags's friend! YAY!
JAMES DALY: Emma B's ALTERNATIVE beore! Sound as a pound!
LORCAN: Two-track mind! Student council buddy, that's what SHE said buddy! I'll miss ya!
<to be continued... phew!>
|Dire Straits - Walk of Life|
Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love
Heaven 17 - Temptation
INXS - Need You Tonight
Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me
Van Halen - Jump
Boston - More Than a Feeling
Human League - Don't You Want Me Baby
Europe - Final Countdown
Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Journey - Any Way You Want It
- Don't Stop Believing
Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
Aerosmith - Sweet Child of Mine
Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
Erasure - Respect
A-ha - Take On Me
Human League -
Prince - Purple Rain
Talking Heads - And She Was
Toto - Africa
Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue
Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
|Chemistry Jokes (thanx to my sistah & Kevin)||6/15/07|
|Two atoms are walking down the street. Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure??". "Yes, I'm positive!"|
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-s"
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
What's the funniest formula known to chemists?
PV=nRT, 'cause it's gas!
A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a pint and a pack of Taytos. When the barman returns with his order, he reaches for his wallet, but the barman says: "For you, no charge..."
|A load a music... I'm proud of this list but it's annoying and long on me page!||5/22/07|
|Music... (I"ve left so much out, like) |
Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Schubert, Vivaldi, Arvo Part, Gershwin, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, Sam Cooke, Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, Paul Simon, Weil/Brecht, Crosby, Stills, Nash... I"m not too gone on that Young chap, Dave Brubek, �stor Piazzolla, Otis Redding, Dusty Springfield, The Beatles, Queen, The Kinks, Talking Heads, Joy Division, New Order, Simple Minds, Blondie, The Police, The Beach Boys, The Doors, Elliot Smith, Beck, David Bowie, They Might Be Giants, Outkast, Mr Scruff, Pink Floyd, Goldfrapp (but only old material, ie Felt Mountain) Radiohead, Pumpkins, Daft Punk, The Cure, QOTSA, Pixies, Blondie, Mercury Rev, Chilis, Bjork, Ben Folds Five (not Ben Folds!), The Velvet Underground, Meat Puppets, Neil Young, Nick Cave, Scott Walker, The Bad Plus, eX-girl, Basement Jaxx, Belle & Sebastian, Franz Ferdinand...
Coldplay (for shame!), Semisonic, The Real Group, The Frames, Ash, Von Bondies, Divine Comedy, Blur, Pulp, Buena Vista Social Club, Nirvana, Half Man Half Biscuit, Dandy Warhols, Pumpkins, Weezer, Supergrass, The Beta Band (and anything else on the High Fidelity soundtrack), Cathy Davey, PJ Harvey, Snow Patrol, The Coral, No Doubt, Weird Al, Electric 6, Tenacious D, Kasabian, Caesar"s (Palace?), Automata, Rilo Kiley, The Killers, Arcade Fire, The Magic Numbers, Stellastarr, Anthony and the Johnsons, Regina Spektor, Broadcast, Scissor Sisters, Rodrigo y Gabriella, The Chalets, Arctic Monkeys, The Zutons, Jos� Gonz�lez, The Pipettes, Sufjan Stevens, Rihanna, Rilo Kiley, Corinne Bailey Rae, Giant Drag, My Latest Novel, The Raconteurs, my bruvver"s bands North Atlantic Oscillation and Employee of the Month, Director, The Automatic, the Blizzards...
Music (continued again)
Shakira *cough*, Gnarls Barkley, Lily Allen, Polyphonic Spree, Tapes "n" Tapes, Primal Scream (see, an old one just to throw ya!) The Butterfly Explosion, Jim Salinger, The Departure, Shaker Down. Hazel"s "the" bands, Jim Noir, 1990s, Good Shoes, CSS, Klaxons, Joan as Police Woman, Scott Matthews, Bloc Party but only sometimes, Kaiser Chiefs also sometimes... Maybe they"re already in here somewhere though. I also like Muse and the Dresden Dolls but I never admit to it in public... THE FEEEEEEEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOONE seems to have heard Charlotte Hatherley"s new single Behave! It"s AMAAAZING!
|I'm scared, righ', cause exams start really soon and I'm not stressed at all!||5/19/07|
|Electric Picnic lineup.||4/2/07|
|Sonic Youth, Bj�rk, Jarvis Cocker, Aim, The Go! Team, LCD Soundsystem, Soul II Soul, Primal Scream, Ratatat, Beastie Boys, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Ladytron, Polyphonic Spree, Jamie Lidell, Damien Dempsey, Iggy & The Stooges, The Magic Numbers, The Undertones, Fujtya & Miyagi, Horace Andy, Craig Armstrong, Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain (ya man!), Modest Mouse, Marlena Shaw, Dublin Gospel Choir, A Trak, Paul Hartnoll's The Ideal Condition, The Good, the Bad & the Queen, Josh Wink, Electrelane, Bonde Do Role, Deerhoof, Kieran Hebden & Steve Reid. + many more. |
|Horses are better than boys.||3/22/07|
|Why horses are |
1. Horses are always there for you, no matter what.
2. Horses will never leave you for someone else.
3. It's more fun to ride a horse.... *cough*
4. You don't need to worry how your hair or make up looks when you go see your horse.
5. You can talk to your horse about anything without sounding stupid.
6. Your horse may knock a pole or break ur arm but he would NEVER break ur heart.
7. You can cry into your horse's mane without having to say why (for all the emos out there).
8. Your horse doesn't need to spray himself with suffocating amounts of lynx after he's been exercising...
9. There are no where near as many things to worry about with horses as there are with boys - no worries about what to wear when your with him, what to say, how to act - he will love you no matter what you wear or say!
10. Your horse doesn't show off his new rider to show you what you're missing!
|Current pet hates.||3/11/07|
|1. People saying 'oxygen' when they're talking about the music festival.|
2. 'You're face', 'your gay' srl.
3. Flashing gif Bebo profile pictures.
4. COUSINS WHO NEVER USE CAPITALS! Hehe...
5. Misused question marks... "Mention three details in the text?"