Lil Cribbie <x0xdEraNiixox>

"....biTcH Im sHiniNG..."

r uuuu??????????5/4/07
 
R u A MaOrI

YOU KNOW UR A MAORI WEN..
UR COUSINS ARE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS AND HAVE ALREADY BEEN ON MOTORWAY PATROL

U GET KICKED OUT OF ALL-U-CAN-EAT RESTAURANTS BECOS U HAVE BEEN THERE FOUR TIMES IN THE SAME DAY

THE MEN PISS OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF IN THE BATHROOM

THE FRONT DOOR IS ALWAYS WIDE OPEN

U HAVE 2 WASH DISHES 4 TIMES A DAY

BREAKFAST IS THE LEFTOVER DINNER FROM LAST NITE

UR SUPPOSED 2 BE SUMWHERE AT 2PM AND U SHOW UP AT 5PM

GOING TO A REALLY DISTANT RELATIVE'S FUNERAL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SCHOOL

U GET HIT BY ADULTS THAT ARENT UR PARENTS

U CAN SPRINT BAREFOOT ON SHARP ROCKS

YOU HAVE LOST COUNT AFADA THE NUMBER ONE(me any way lols)

YOU VISIT SOME RELITAVES HOUSE,AND THEYR WEARING THA CLOTHES YOU LEFT BEHIND LASTYME

WHEN YOU GO TO THE BALL,YOU TAKE YOUR COUSIN(yayaa dats me 4 sho)

WHEN YOU LIKE SOME GURL AND FIND OUT SHES YOUR COUSIN

YOU GET A HYDING FOA SUMTHING YOUR LIL BROTHER DID

YOU ASK WHATS FOR DINNER AND MUM TELLS YOU TO MAKE YOUR OWN OR THEA IS BREAD IN BUTTER IN THE CUPBORD

THEA IS 6 PEOPLE SITTING IN THA BACK SEAT OF OUR CAR!!(hell yea hahaha)

YOU SEE SOMEONE WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR SHOES DAT YOU LEFT AT THA MARAE

THERE IS ABOUT 10 MATRESSES IN YOUR LOUNGE

WHEN THA MAIN WORD IN YOUR VOCABULARY IS OW!
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mean maori mean5/4/07
 
MAORI REPRESENT
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MAORIS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MAORIS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MAORIS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MAORIS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MAORIS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MAORIS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MAORIS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MAORIS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MAORIS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MAORIS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MAORIS: Will knock the *FREAK* out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MAORIS: Will Copy n PASTE this

if u do ur a proud maori fo lyf!!!!!
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ummm yeah...4/5/07
 

LorD, b 4 i l@y dwn 2 sl3ep,
i pr@y 4 a man huZ n0t a cr3ep,
0ne huZ hands0me,
smart nd str0ng,
0ne huZ wilLy is thicK nd l0ng,
0h s3nd me a m@n hu m@kes l0v3 2 my mind,
kn0ws jst w@t 2 say wh3n i ask "h0w bigs my b3hind"?
and as i kn3el nd pr@y by my b3d,
i luk @t da wank3r u s3nt me inst3ad......

<< am3n >>
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dis iz fo' thA bud smokahZ4/5/07
 
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