Gráinne McMahon <_I_Like_Popsicles_>

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The Brain Song10/21/09
 
(sung to the tune of "Camptown Races") by Pinky and the Brain
Pinky: And now...the parts of the Brain...presented by the Brain
Brain: Yes!
B:Neo-Cortex, Frontal Lobe
P: Brainstem! Brainstem!
B: Hippocampus, Neural Node Right Hemisphere; Pons and Cortex Visual
P: Brainstem! Brainstem!
B: Sylvian Fissure Pineal Left Hemisphere; Cer-e-bellum Left, Cer-e-bellum Right Synapse Hypothalamus, Striatum Dendrite
[Brain dances with tambourine]
B:Axon Fibers, Matter Grey
P: Brainstem! Brainstem!
B: Central Tegmental Pathway, Temporal Lobe; White Core Matter, Forebrain, Skull
P: Brainstem! Brainstem!
B: Central Fissure, Cord Spinal, Parietal; Pia Mater Meningeal Vein Medulla Oblongata and Lobe Limbic Micro-Electrodes
PB: The Brain!
B: That oughta keep the little squirts happy

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:)10/20/09
 
What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down?: Stand on it.
If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower?: Look around
If you were on the moon?: Try and send a text. OjOj. Look around.
If you had x-ray vision: See what teachers REALLY carry in their bags.
If you could fly: Fly to and back from School and work. Fly to the shop and get sweeties. Fly to Jamesys and then get a taxi home with my chinese.
If you were a contestent on American Idol?: Sing my heart out. Also, if i didn't get into a club say "Do you know who i am?"
If you had 3 legs: Show them off.
If you had no ears: Cry :(
No eyes?: Listen to music.
If you had 15 brothers?: Move out.
If you woke up naked in the park?: Try and cover myself with some foleage.
If you woke up next to your best friend's sig other?: Be scared.
If you won 100 million dollars: Buy a house. Give my friends 1 million each. Buy a Clio. Buy Zacky.
If you had 500 pounds of cheese: Sell it.
If you were in the library and had gas: Let it out. Then blame it on the one sitting closest to me.
If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas: See if i had any network coverage on my phone. If not, begin walking or spell out SOS with rocks.
If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?: Make a snowman, then laugh that i can't go to school or work.
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SHAUNA10/20/09
 
Friend #1: Shauna
Friend #2: Katherine
Friend #3: Aislinn
Friend #4: Aine
Friend #5: Emily
Who's older. You or #3?: #3
Can you see #1 and #4 making a good couple?: Yes
On a scale of 1-5, I rate #2's intelligence: 5
You drop a piece of gum on the floor. Who is more likely to pick it up and chew it? #3 or #4?: #4
Would you ever kiss #5?: HELL YEAH
How long have you known #4?: My Whole Life
Out of all 5, who have you known the longest?: #1
Out of all 5, who is the oldest?: #4
Out of all 5, who is the youngest?: #5
Which of the 5 have you hooked up with?: All of them
Do you love any of them?: All of them
What did you put #1 as #1?: CAUSE SHES SEXY
#1 asks to borrow $50. You...: Give it to her
#2 and #3 are in a fist fight. You... : Join
If you and all 5 went out for a night, where would you go?: C/O at #1's house
Who is the most likely to be a millionnaire?: #2
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More hehehehes10/20/09
 
Where were you born?: 19.09.1992
In what year?: 1992
What color is your hair?: Brown
What color are your eyes?: Brown
How tall are you?: 5 foot somthing
What size are your feet?: 4
Are they ticklish?: Yes
What's your favorite movie?: Blades Of Glory / Fast And Furious
Whats your favorite TV show?: Two And A Half Men
Who's your favorite actor?: Vin Diesel
Actress?: Don't have one..
Type of music?: Anything
Artist/band?: AVENGED SEVENFOLD :D And Burn Halo now too :P
Color?: Green
Sport?: HAHAHAHAHAH
Food?: JAMESYS
Season: Winter
School Subject?: ICT
Do you have a best friend?: Shauna :)
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No :(
How many close friends do you have?: Dunno
Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi
Dogs or cats?: Cats
Desparate Housewives or Gray's Anatomy?: BOKE NONE OF THEM
Where were you when you first heard about the hijackings on 9/11?: Coming home from school
Whats the furthest from home you've been?: When I went to see Zacky in Marlay Park
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?: California
Who was the last person who said hi to you?: Daddy
Made you mad?: Shauna Knows ;)
Helped you fix something?: Aine
Drove you somewhere?: Geraldine
Bought you something?: Shauna
You called?: Shauna
You Messaged?: Shauna
Sang to you?: Bernadette :L
Read to you?: Those people in my youth group
Have you ever laughed so much milk came out of your nose?: Well, food went up it :(
Got gum caught in your hair?: Yes soooooo many times.
Ate dog food?: No :L
Kissed a dog?: My dogs kiss me :D
Aced a test?: Yeah I think :L
Stayed up all night?: Yeah
Gone a day without eating?: NOOOOOOOOO :'(
Gone 2 days without brushing your teeth?: EWWWW
Can you pat your stomach and rub your head in a circle at the same time?: Yeah
Stand on your hands?: No :S
Wiggle your ears?: NO BUT I REALLY WANT TO!
Speak another language?: No :L
Make a wine glass hum with your fingers?: No :(
Whistle?: No :(
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Heheheh10/20/09
 
Stick your tongue on something cold and metal or pee on an electric fence?: Tongue on cold metal
Do the dishes or clean the bedroom?: Do the dishes
Do your homework or kiss your teacher?: Kiss your teacher
Have a fever or have the chills?: Have a fever
Take a needle or have a tooth pulled: Take a needle
Lose a finger or lose a toe: Lose a finger
Be caught stealing or caught cheating?: Caught stealing
Be in an accident or cause an accident: Cause an accident
Run down the street naked or in lingere?: In Lingere
Have no eyes or have no ears?: Have no eyes
Go a month without internet or without tv: Without TV
Get a wedgie or a wet willie: Wedgie
Have bad breath or bad B-O: Bad Breath
Get a bad haircut or go bald?: Get a bad haircut
Spend a day with Richard Simmons or Peewee Herman: Richard Simmons
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I had this, But i wanted to do it again :L10/19/09
 
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!

**********************************
***
Opening Credits:
Year 3000 - Busted

Waking Up:
Overrated - Less Than Jake

First Day At School:
Afternoon Delight - Will Ferrell

Falling In Love:
Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi

Losing virginity:
Burn It Down - Avenged Sevenfold

Fight Song:
B.Y.O.B - System Of A Down

Breaking Up:
All Summer Long - Kid Rock

Formal:
WOW - Kylie Minouge

Life:
Fallen Leaves - Billy Talent

Mental Breakdown:
Beast And The Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold

Flashback:
Heroes of Our Time - Dragonforce


Getting Back Together:
Anthem - Zebrahead

Wedding:
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas

Birth of Child:
Ice Box - Omarion

Final Battle:
Unbound (The Wild Ride) - Avenged Sevenfold

Death Scene:
Dancing Dead - Avenged Sevenfold

Funeral Song:
Beat Again - JLS

End Credits:
Numa Numa - O-Zone
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Well...Stole this from Shauna, Cause I thought it looked cool. :)10/19/09
 

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 190 movies on this list.



(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
( )The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 6

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstein
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
Total: 7

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
Total: 4

( ) Harry Potter
( ) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 5

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 7

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story,
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
Total: 6


(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer 2
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x)The Ring
(x)The Ring 2
Total: 10

( ) Harold & Kumar
( )Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) ghost ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 3

(x)The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed Of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I hate about you
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( )Remember the Titans
(x)Coach Carter
(x)bad Boys
Total: 6

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x)Ocean's Eleven
(x)Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) predator I
( )Predator II
TOTAL: 2

( ) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x)ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( )maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
Total: 1

( ) Best Bet
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( )Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x)Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 2


(x)X-Men
(x) X-Men 2
(x)spider man
(x)Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x)Jeepers Creepers
(x) Catch me if you can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) cruel intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
Total: 8

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Total: 2

(x) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Beverly Hills COP
( ) the faculty
Total: 7

( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs......
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of music
( ) Parent Trap (original)
( ) Parent Trap (w/ lindsay lohan)
( ) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
( ) T-3
Total: 2

( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
(x)Tim Burtons The Nightmare before christmas
total: 1

total overall: 78
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10 things God wont ask you when you go to heaven...1/13/07
 
1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask
how many people you drove who didn't have
transportation.

2. God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your
closet, He'll ask how many you helped clothe.

4. God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll
ask if you gave some to help others.

5. God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if
you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6. God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask
how many people to whom you were a friend.

7. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll
ask how you treated your neighbors.

8. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll
ask about the content of your character.

9. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek
Salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in
heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10. God won't have to ask how many people you
forwarded this to, He already knows whether or not you
are ashamed to share this information to whom you
love. Repost this if you believe in God.

May God bless you.

96% of teens won't stand for Christ -- but if your the 4%
that will .. pass this on ! <3
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The smell of rain12/4/06
 
The smell of rain



At the end of this story, it gives you two options. I think you will figure out what option I chose.




A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery.


Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news.
That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing.



At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature.

Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs.

"I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could.




"There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one"




Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived.



She would never walk, she would never talk, she would probably be blind, and she would certainly be prone to other catastrophic conditions from cerebral palsy to complete mental retardation, and on and on.



"No! No!" was all Diana could say.

She and David, with their 5-year-old son Dustin, had long dreamed of the day they would have a daughter to become a family of four.

Now, within a matter of hours, that dream was slipping away



But as those first days passed, a new agony set in for David and Diana. Because Dana's underdeveloped nervous system was essentially 'raw', the lightest kiss or caress only intensified her discomfort, so they couldn't even cradle their tiny baby girl against their chests to offer the strength of their love.

All they could do, as Dana struggled alone beneath the ultraviolet light in the tangle of tubes and wires, was to pray that God would stay close to their precious little girl.


There was never a moment when Dana suddenly grew stronger.



But as the weeks went by, she did slowly gain an ounce of weight here and an ounce of strength there.



At last, when Dana turned two months old. her parents were able to hold her in their arms for the very first time.



And two months later, though doctors continued to gently but grimly warn that her chances of surviving, much less living any kind of normal life, were next to zero, Dana went home from the hospital, just as her mother had predicted.


Five years later, when Dana was a petite but feisty young girl with glittering gray eyes and an unquenchable zest for life.


She showed no signs whatsoever of any mental or physical impairment. Simply, she was everything a little girl can be and more. But that happy ending is far from the end of her story.



One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving, Texas, Dana was sitting in her mother's lap in the bleachers of a local ball park where her brother Dustin's baseball team was practicing.


As always, Dana was chattering nonstop with her mother and several other adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell silent. Hugging her arms across her chest, little Dana asked, "Do you smell that?"



Smelling the air and detecting the approach of a thunderstorm, Diana replied, "Yes, it smells like rain."


Dana closed her eyes and again asked, "Do you smell that?"


Once again, her mother replied, "Yes, I think we're about to get wet. It smells like rain."


Still caught in the moment, Dana shook her head, patted her thin shoulders with her small hands and loudly announced,
"No, it smells like Him.



It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest."



Tears blurred Diana's eyes as Dana happily hopped down to play with the other children.


Before the rains came, her daughter's words confirmed what Diana and all the members of the extended Blessing family had known, at least in their hearts, all along.


During those long days and nights of her first two months of her life, when her nerves were too sensitive for them to touch her, God was holding Dana on His chest and it is His loving scent that she remembers so well.


You now have 1 of 2 choices. You can either pass this on and let other people catch the chills like you did or you can delete this and act like it didn't touch your heart like it did mine.

IT'S YOUR CALL!


"I can do all things in Him who strengthens me."


This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded:
"Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end.

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This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. _____________

ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS

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Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:00 in the morning; something that you have been waiting to hear.

This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear.



Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people
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