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	The Shuffle Game	6/22/09

	One night the shuffle game worked very well... Tomorrow Eoghan will have....accidental babies Dylan fucks,,, Billy Mike fucks,,, handle bars Eoghan fucks,,, sometime around midnight Becca is going to...jizz in my pants One phrase to describe Becca..She is a handsome woman Dylan likes to do..the youth People think Becca is..na na na na na na Patrick is...half the world away

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	2OO8	12/27/08

	What a year! Definately the best year of my life without a doubt! So many memories. So many laughs So many new friends. I thought I'd dedicate a blog to it cause it was just that cool So if you've been part of my year then you possibly could make an appearance in this so take a few minutes out to give a bit of a read liiike Took me lng enough to write it!! Gonna be a tad long :-S Brought in the year with some of my best friends Viv, Sarah, Amy, Sinead, Michelle Love you girls xxx PLAIN WHITE TS WEEKEND: Becca & Viv hit RubbaDubalin for Plain White Ts in The Ambassador >< - Martin from Boys Like Girls half giving Viv concussion by throwing his full bottle of water into the crowd and hitting her on the head and then it all pouring onto my camera...odd. - Tom, lead singer of Plain White Ts giving me a kiss oooh yeah - Seeing Will from Cartel in our hotel after and me just pointing at him in shock and him just laughing at me while looking slightly worried for his own safety - Meeting Fionn =] WORK EXPERIENCE: - Week in Zavvi - Week in 96FM Both cool TY SCHOOL TOUR: INNSBRUCK/SALZBURG/MUNICH Absolutely tiring tour! But was so much fun. Lots of memories! Lots of quotes! If I went into detail I could be here forever. Doolmeisters >< IRISH TIMES MAGAZINE: Excess! woo! Took us how long to make that magazine? 5/6 months? Won a Creative Design Award and shortlisted into the last 5 for overall winner. Such a fun trip to Dublin! Trinners loike. YSI OK..hated the whole feckin project..but the showcase is another story! RDS. - PJ Gallagher, Mary McAleese hah, other random "celebs" - The (fucking) Coronas! I almost died when I found out about them playing haha! I finally got to even though it was two songs. Better than nothing anyway! - The guys who told us they were from Donegal even though we found out the next day they were from Pres in Tralee.. BUT! Best thing(s) about the 2 days. Meeting Jim, Evan and Mikey. Havent talked to Mikey since really..but he was funny! But JIM & EVAN! OMG! So many memories from knowing them just a short space of time. Never thought going up that I'd find two people who would turn out to be two of my closest friends even though living they live in silly Ballyduff and Kilmoyley. They bring out the Kerry in me lol. I love you both more than words can describe! xxx SUMMERRRRRR! - Des Bishop - Teacher v Student Benchball match - Picnic in Fitzgeralds Park, lads jumping off the bridge. - Day in Tralee - That day in Ciara's. ROASTING! - Tralee's coming to Cork. and: KILLARNEY: THE PANEL One of ur more random trips! Me and Jo trying to hide from Anna that Ciara was gonna be coming too Anna's face when Ciara showed up! "That girl looks so like Ciara" "Whaa? Naaawh gurl! Sure what would Ciara be doing in Killarney?!" Ciara proceeds to run away screaming FUCK into her phone to her mum. Then the actual Panel show. Andrew Maxwell <3 and where my love for Neil Delamare grew haha. TOMMY TIERNAN What a looper! A lot of nervous laughter was had! Good thing we get to rewatch it all on the Bovinity DVD THE KILLERS Gig was amazing! Got the barrier behind the pit which wasnt too bad! Officially one of thee best gigs I've ever been to! Louis XVI were a bit dodge, had one good song though Bloc Party really got everyone going The Killers..wow! But OMG the rest of that trip was a disaster haha! Money situation in the IMI leaving me with like ?20 left! and then getting totally lost in Rathfarnham and not being ble to get a taxi for 2 hours while we wandered. Looking back its funny but at the time a wee bit frustrating haha Good thing about The Killers trip though was meeting STE Hated his relentless pushing and tripping. I got my own back a few times though BAMBA was found. Wandering was done. Best hour and a half I could ask for I love you so much Ste! xxx 5TH YEAR is a death! Compared to 4th..jesus! Still..trying to make the best of it! ENTER SHIKARI Savooooy Was some gig! One of the best again. FALL OUT BOY Great weekend! So chilled out. Discovering Real Gourmet Burger..Anna's psychic waiter who looked the image of Ste I was crying from laughing from that dinner! and of course seeing Pete Wentz in le flesh! PRAGUE I LOVED this trip. Fell in love with the city. Had such a good time. CEVEREPHINE! Best room in our house bah! I'll never forget this trip so many funny things happened! MCFLY Got in the pit. Great gig. Dougie looking as great as ever sure! Everything else is a bit foggy Jesus..what a night! Sinead Walsh..you're some woman! RANDOM THINGS - Laura doing idiotic things at work i.e. the coke can - The Cecilia/Georgina/Bertie Ahern & Nicky Byrne moment - Shouting Penis at The Maccabees - Seeing Niall Breslin from The Blizzards wandering around Cork alot.. - Pres drama Think thats everything.. If I forgot something do remind me! Thanks to the people who I love who made this year what it was! Viv, Sarah, Amy, Sinead, Michelle, Anna, Ciara, Jo, Cora, Laura, Sinead B, Sorcha (miss you), Jenn. Jim, Evan, Ste, Sean, Dylan, Eoghan, Mike, Pres lads - Kevin, Patrick, Andrew, Ian (funny feckers) and everyone else in between who I met this year. I honestly couldnt ask for better friends and I love you all so much! xxx 2OO9 has a lot to live up to! But I shall be turning 18 dances So lots of fun to be had I hope! Thats it!

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	The 90s!	11/2/08

	~Before the MySpace and Bebo frenzy. ~Before the Internet & texting. ~Before mp3"s & iPods. ~Before Paris Hilton. ~Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. ~Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. ~Even before neopets. REMEMBER BACK THEN... ~When light up sneakers were COOL. ~When you rented videos, not DVDs. ~When we recorded stuff on VCRs and taped songs off the radio on the weekend. ~When parties meant party hats, party poppers, pass the parcel, blowing out candles on your birthday cake and musical statues. ~You only got to sleep when you had your blankie or favourite toy in bed with you. ~The best jewelery was plastic. ~When you would do rolley polleys all over the field at playtime. ~When you slid down the stairs in your sleeping bag over and over again even when your bum got sore. ~Jellies were the best shoes in the world! ~When Crash Bandicoot was the best game. ~When wearing summer dresses, shorts and sandles to school was so exciting. ~When you woke up every morning with a big smile on your face happy to be in this world. ~When you had NO cares in the world. ~When the playtimes during summer seemed to last for ages. ~Way back, when you played skipping. ~When spice girls were THE BEST. ~Hide-n-Seek after school till it got dark. ~Hopskotch. ~Hula Hoops. ~Telling scary stories at sleepovers. ~Midnight feasts when you had to turn off all the lights and get the torches out at 9pm at night. ~The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies. ~Running through the sprinklers. ~Remember when santa, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny were all so REAL!! ~The first TAMAGOCHI"s and Yo-Yo"s... ~Pokemon! Need I say more!?!?! ~Skinny dipping at the beach not caring who saw you running into the sea. ~Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. ~Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. ~Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car. ~Booster seats! ~AND those little Milk cartoons, with a straw. ~Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your duvet. Remember the Teletubbies? ~The magic school bus. ~Pinky and the brain. ~The adventures of Winnie the pooh!! ~Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. ~Getting a certificate in assembly, then when you rang up your grandparents to tell them you couldn't say the word certificate. ~Class trips to the zoo. ~LEGO! ~Kids n Action!! ~Times tables. ~When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. ~When $2 seemed like a million. ~When you begged to go to McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday. ~When Toys R Us ruled. ~Go back to the time when decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe" ~Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!" and "make up make up never ever break up" ~Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in "Monopoly". ~It wasn"t odd to have two or three "best" friends. ~When you looked up to your parents and always clinged to them. ~Being old referred to anyone over 20. ~Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. ~It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at Rainbows End. ~When "sticks and stones may hurt your bones but words will never hurt you" was soooooo true. ~When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. ~When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. ~When lollies from the dairy was the highlight of your day. ~Hometime was the best part of the day. ~When the only thing you cried over was your mum being late to pick you up. ~Back in the day when the "S" word was something you never EVER talked about, when it was a huge forbidden mystery. ~When someone said a naughty word everyone said "Oohh nah nah nanah nah..im telling the teacher on you!" ~When friendships were as complicated as who"s house to sleep over. ~When shaving cream was just meant for play. ~Dress ups. ~Picking up rubbish just for a lolly. ~Smearing lipstick all over you face then getting caught. ~Remember when valentines day meant cards for all. ~Secret Santas were never figured out and was the funnest thing ever. ~When birthdays were a class event and you gave a lolly pop to EVERYONE in your class. ~When a friend moving schools was the saddest day of your life. ~When boys had "boy germs". WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD MISS THE 90"s SO MUCH?? If you remember these days, remind everyone how it used to be!

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	The Return of the Mr O'Keeffe Quotes	5/15/08

	"I dont know how much u get paid for plucking chickens...nice summer job though, down in Cappaquin in East Cork" "You had a bad experience with a rampant turkey" "When u go to supermarkets u dont want scabs on your chicken" "Don't Be Narrow" "Keeeeeenya" "Red heads-nature doesnt want ya" "We are now growing baldy chickens" "In Africa you get up and run or u die" "Chickens have feathers" "Would u pet a turkey on the head?" "You have a baldy mouse with a human ear on it's back" "Girls dont have penis'" "Choose ur sperm well" "Oh! You have ur mother's pancreas!" "Adopt a box" "Will u put 23 grain of sugar in my coffe? One day u put 24 and I got pregnant" "One day you'll go to mass and there'll big one big apartment block there coz nobody goes to mass anymore, one time it was a social scene" "You're lookin at my fella" "Don't look at it [after we've all stared at it] twill only blind ya" "Sorry......Dont bother...you cant sing" A note from Mairead to Mr O'Keeffe.. "Dear Mr.O'Keeffe, Here is ur belated cabbage" Mr O'Keeffe adds..."p.s it resembles ur head" "The Devils Machine"....aka the computer "I need to be god so i can change the weather" "Retarding our process"(talking to a girl not listening) "My book shall be a cake...Ill cut every1 a slice" (then pretends to cut book with imaginary knife) "Thats a new word 4 u today...Hot!! ooo its lyk teaching babies new words" "some people dont feel pain...cuz theyre weird" "why do drawing pins have small heads...instead of fat ones?" "If i took out my stiletos...and slipped them on....then stood on your stomach" "Im gonna pear down me ting" "Nobody cares about emperor penguins and their problems" "Do u tink sum solids r gooder dan udrs?" "Their eyes are evil" "Ask urself...why not I lord...why not I..." "Heat makes things HOT" "You will always find ice at the top of a pond" "Never be friends with boys...they'll only let you down" "Ice floats...the people of the titanic will never forget it" "It's a dangerous thing to hide behind the plant" "they tell mae you would like to finish the course before junior cert...or something" "Little woodlice...out on his bodyboard...in the middle of the lake...surfing..and that sort of thing" "Dolce and Gabann pants...youll have to wear Hilfigger instead...lifes terrible" "What page"-mr ok "For the test?"-girl in class "No! for to teach"-mr ok "If u have a fridge at home...most people nowadays do" "BEANS!" "All them nuns and all that crowd" "She...Dont...Know...how on earth will she get a fella" "Its called cloning...put my genes in egg...put egg in woman...baby born...ME" "What will i do end up with different?" "If your rabbit is born brown...itll die...thats why whenever your rabbit gets out he dies...he doesnt go yo some happy place in the woods somewhere...hes dead...DEAD!" "They tell me its usually a woman hu gets pregnant...theres no men getting pregnant round here...that im aware of" (looks suspiciously round the class) "MAny years ago gets greater as the years go by"...Whah? .........TO BE CONTINUED......

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	Quotes Of Innsbruck/Salzburg/Munich	3/30/08

	loads of things that were meant to be written down never did..so this is what we ended up with. 1) "Welcome to Heathrow!..I..I mean Munich!" - Pilot after landing at Munich. 2) "Oh..that's very pity" - Tour guide in castle 3) "I am yeeeaaaah byore goin for a hike!" - Emily in disagreement with Ms Mulcahy. 4) "HEEEEEE! HEEEEEEE!/MAN!" 5) "Head tiwooooord the baaaawses" - yer mano that came with us for no reason. 6) "Come have sex with me" - Dutch boy shouting out the window. 7) "Das ist beeeetchin right thur, right thur das beeeeeetchin" - Cora and Laura..I dunno..I was just told to write it down. "Goosh mein gont" - Yeron & Alex teaching us Dutch. 9) Katy; "Are you a Holland person?..Anna, write that down" Becca; "Anna, I made a funny, write it down" 10) Talking about biscuits.. Yeron; "I have eleven" Becca; "You have eleven? Yeron; "Ja" 11) "Well done little Dutch boy" - Emily 12) DOOLMEISTER! 13) Ciara; "What part of france are you from?" Guy; "...I am Dutch..." 14) "VAS IZ VIT DEE DOOOOOORS??!!" - Katy in confusion over the door system. 15) "VAT IS ON MY FOOOOOOOT???" - Becca in terrified tone as something strange attaches to her foot. 16) Anna; "She's behind you!" Ciara; "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 17) "First I was like aw, Chinaman. Then I was like aahh Chinaman. Then I was like AAAHHH CHINAMAN!!!" - Becca after the pursuit by the Chinamen who were stalking and taking pictures. 1 "Ciariah/Deliliah" - Anna being a retard. 19) "oh jesus, there's a bin against my head" - ??? dunno... 20) walking out of church in salzburg, man at door... "Aufweidersehn! Eslonk..eslonk" Everyone: "What? Huh? Becca: "Oh Sl��n!!!" Man: "Yes sl�n sl�n" 21) Becca; "Why's everyone going to the toilet all of a sudden?!" Laura; "Pilot?" 22) Anna; "Put the Haribo away!" Becca; "They're grand, they're not doing anything" 23) "Ich bin Deutschland!" - Katy 24) "oh no traffic with trucks..fuck!" - Ciara... 25) "But y'know if we're delayed...then we'll be late..." - Becca 26) "In the olden days this castle was made out of food" - Tour guide in Salzburg. 27) "I wonder what Ms Doolan's doing riiiight now" 2 "Keep stroking it, it might get a friction burn then it might get harder" - Emily. I dont recall this at all but anyway... 29) Jo; "OMG They're sooo too mad...how'd you say too mad in german?" Guy; "Zvai mad" 30) Ciara talking about a roll; "This is really soft" Becca; "That's not what you said to him last night" 31) "Liiitha?..Litha?" - Omar. 32) "Oh, we hoped you were from Deutschland so then we could go dancing" -does dancing movement on seat - Italian guys in McDonalds in Dachau. 33) "Who else is goin' swimmin'? - Begley in a culchie tone. 34) Ausfahrt. 35) "Where are you going?" THE GAAAMESROOOOM!!! 36) "It looks like a bomb went off on my head" Ciara describing the mess that was her hair. 37) Katy; "That looks like a cabin" Becca; "What does? That pile of logs?" 3 Ciara; The wall had a penis, we called it 'Wall Penis'" Lucy; "Someone on the other side muct have been very happy" FUNNY MOMENTS Walking out of the garden in Salzburg and a wheelie bin just moves across the street on it's own. Tour guide in Salzburg skipping and singing songs from the Sound Of Music. Chinese guys following us everywhere during tabogganning and taking pictures of us. Bernie grabbing Katy in a picture and not letting go. Slow motion runners in Munich. Jo saying to Doolan as she's leaving our room.."But miss, what'll we do about the two Italian boys in the bathroom?" Dangerous Dave, Dr.Naughty and J.Willy. Victor. Are you in this room? Yes. [even though she wasnt -slams door in face- Doolan comes in. Ava runs into shower and turns it on. Katy stads behind the door and holds it open. Anna squeaking in her sleep. Emily hitting her head off the bunk 20000 times in one night. Emily jumping in her sleep and kicking the wall really hard. Horse! The bus driver. Lucy flashing HEEEE more to come... i'm too tired right now.

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