LIkee A Starr <scottbeatboxfreak>
"weee ooo weee o weee like a copp carrrrrr!!"
11 rules of bebo:
If you're ugly,
Stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
Little year 7's who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
|A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE|
AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK
WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.
BUT YOU SIR...
WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED
WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE."
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.
COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM!!!
|just do it||12/18/06|
|1. Whats your Name?|
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
17.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
|do this !!!||12/17/06|
|What would you do if...|
I committed suicide?
I said I luv u?
I kissed u?
I lived nxt door 2 u?
I started smokin?
I stole sumfin?
I was hospitalized?
I ran away frm hme n didnt cum bac?
I got in2 a fite n u wer der?
Wud u eva...
Let me kiss u?
Watch a movie wit me?
Take a shower wit me?
Be my gf/bf?
Tell me u fink im cute?
Take me hme 4 da nyt?
Let me sleep in ur bed?
do u think im...