Andy F <andyf_123>
""Even The Impossible is Possible""
|Show Your Support||5/15/09|
|Show your support for the British servicemen / women heros who have served, been injured or killed in places of conflict|
You stay up for 16 hours
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
You get your bed made and your clothes washed regularly.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.
If you support your troops, invite everyone you know to join this group. If you don't support your troops well, then don't send this out.
You won't die in 7 days, your love life won't be affected, and you won't have the worst day ever.
You don't have to email this. It's not like you know the men and women that are dying to preserve your rights.
|11 Reasons 2 D8 A Soldier||2/16/09|
|A woman will always feel secure with a soldier around them.|
This is why a soldier leads the charge for a woman?s heart!
1). They always wear the right protection
2). They can fire hundreds of rounds before getting tired
3). They nearly always follow orders from their superiors
4). They know how to wash, iron and mend their own clothes
5). Keeping fit gives them real staying power ? and the muscles to match!
6). They?re not afraid of deep insertion ops
7). Impeccable marksmanship ? They always hit their mark
. They don?t get lost in the dark
9). They're always ready for action
10). They like it rough and tough
11). And of course, the uniform!!
|CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week.|
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mum and Dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'Mate...we stuffed up ...but wasn't that fun!'
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long, they forget it is yours.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home, do you want a beer!'
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Share a few experiences.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, 'You had better drink the rest of that, you know we never waste it.? Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to their military mates, not because they have to, but because it is true
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up. but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while..
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will just say they arn't in the mood to talk, even if they are upset.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you what happened and ask if you can help make them feel better.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will only do something for you if they think it will get them something in return.
REAL FRIENDS:Will do something for you and expect nothing in return.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't send this back.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 5 other real friends!!!! xxXXxx
|U Know Yor a Farmer When....||11/12/07|
|Getting up at 7am is a lie-in|
Your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now
You've got the RPA's number on speed dial
You've run over your own cat/dog in a tractor
When someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development
You tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread
When you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how happy all the characters are
You don't sit down to a single hot meal in august
You fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v
Your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer
You've had a live lamb in your aga
You get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family
You only take the kids to the seaside when it rains
A good holiday is a week in the west coast in november
You can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock
There is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer
Drilling to you does not mean putting holes through walls
Dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications
Your 4x4 acctually goes off road
You get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"
Your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms
Your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots
Your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september
The faint (but agreeable) smell of diesel never leaves you
Your most valued possession is your pen knife
Track and field has nothing to do with athletics
A lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal
You confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies
Your lawn includes hundreds of animal foot prints
You open a bale of hay/straw and discover an old mobile phone
You drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears
You feel naked without baler twine in your pocket
There is a well worn path from your back door to your phone
You cannot see how anyone would walk for pleasure
You can remember all fertiliser and seed rates, but you struggle to remember the missus' birthday
Someone from town tells you they are buying a paddock for a horse, and the first thing you do is wonder how many sheep can fit into it.
Your dog rides in your truck more than your missus.
You could do with someone designing a mini - baler for all the hay/straw you trail across your floor.
The smell of diesal is always about your person, even if faint, its there.
You feel naked without your overalls
With the amount of grease, diesal and oil you get on yourself while preparing machines for a days work, you will be preserved perfectly for millions of years.
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"ROSES ARE RED
DIAMONDS ARE BLUE
I WILL FIGHT ANY CUNT
THAT FUCKS WITH U
NOW SEND THIS
TO EVERYONE WHOSE
BACK U GOT AND SEE WHO
|xxXXxx The Two of us xxXXxx||6/14/07|
|1. Whats your Name?|
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
4.5. Have u eva had a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u ever wnt to kill me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 1 hour wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Wuld we b gd together?