Sam Emery <Sam_Emery>

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Favorite Quotes from ...BOB MARLEY...9/30/09
 
"Herb is the healing of a nation alcohol is destruction"

"Dont gain the world and lose your soul,
wisdom is better than silver or gold"

"In this bright future you cant forget your past"

"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself"
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BEING MAORI IS.....7/8/09
 
Being Maori is......

Having the greatest Grandparents in the world
Respecting your elders because they have earnt it
Having 250,000 brothers and sisters
Having nowhere for the kids to go, and getting a visit from the police who want to see them
Not laughing at your kids when they mispronounce your language
Not giving up the struggle for survival
Waiting patiently for another Ngata, Buck or Te Kooti
To love paua and mussels and to be told you have to have a Pakeha permit
To know the dIfference between a Maori, a Maori-Pakeha, a Pakeha-Maori and a Pakeha and to be aware of the differences
To never drink alone
To miss work because so many of your relations are dying
Getting your Pakeha spouse to go and ask the Landlord for the flat
Belonging to a particular tribe which is the best in the country
Feeding everyone who comes to the door and hunting for the best china for the Pakeha
Being Maori is Hard, being Maori is sad, being Maori is to laugh, being Maori is to cry,
BEING MAORI IS FOREVER!!
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A REAL NIGGA2/9/09
 
A real nigga doesn't kiss & tell. A real nigga notices your hair & nails. A real nigga calls you beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. A real nigga calls you on a daily basis no matter how busy or tired he is. A real nigga never get's mad over nothing small... A real nigga looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends or "female friends" thinks of you... A real nigga wants to spend as much time as he can with you, & won't get sick of you.. A real nigga comes over, just to watch a movie . A real nigga kisses you on the forehead just because. A real nigga doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you what's real. And whats real is being with you. A real niggas not ashamed to tell you he loves you in front of his boyz.. A real nigga aint ashamed to let you know he's fallen so deep there is no way out.. A real nigga aint ashamed to let you know his true feelings and that he wants to be with u 4ever...
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PUFF PUFF GIV NIGGA12/6/08
 
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How to make (marijuana) oil7/7/08
 
Specific things you will need:

forty-eight oz Canola cooking oil
1 large-sized cooking pot
One oz of marijuana nuggets or a 1/4 pound brick weed (or as much trim as you can fit in there.)
1 steel or metal strainer (to filter out the oil)
1 funnel will fit in the Canola bottle
INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Take the bottle of canola oil and poor the whole bottle into the pot.

2. The the stove on and put it on medium, place the pot on the stove and keep it on there till it is hot, DO NOT LET BOIL.

3. Now take the marijuana / shake crumble it up into small bits, put all this into your pot.

4. Now every ten minutes or so stir the pot for the next two hours, the trick is not to let it boil over just to keep it hot. If it starts to boil just lift the pot up and let it cool down a bit & turn your heat down a bit. Once or twice of this you will find the exact heat.

If you let it boil over the oil will turn black and it will taste like crap
just keep stirring and you will be fine.

5. Keep doing this for about two hours, after a bit the oil might turn a little bit green and brown. This is all normal, and means that the resin extraction is working properly.

6. After two hours take the pot off the burner and let it cool for about thirty minutes. Then take the pot and pour the oil throught that metal strainer, do this a couple times to make sure no leaf bits or anything ends up in the final product.

7. LAST STEP, your almost there, take the filtered oil and funnel the final product into the canola oil

To Store:
It's the same as regular cooking oil but try to keep out of light as the light will take some of the effect out of the THC. Just put in a regular closet but dont get the two mixed up

When Cooking:
SHAKE BEFORE USE
Use the directed amount for cookies and brownies etc, dont forget though that your dealing with a potent cooking oil so dont use to much
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The Mint Chicks - Crazy yes? dumb no?6/29/08
 
Mint Chicks, The
C'mon girl just go out

I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
Why you looking so down
When you're so wired
Why go into town
Come over to my house
Come on girl just go out
I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
I may be crazy but I'm not too young
To love you
I won't be fooled again

Oh no
Oh no oh oh oh

C'mon girl just go out
I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
Why you looking so down
When you're so wired
Why go into town
Come over to my house
Come on girl just go out
I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
I may be crazy but I'm not too young
To love you
I won't be fooled again

Oh no
Oh no oh oh oh

Then again,
What's so,
Bad about dying
Then again,
What's so,
Bad about dying
Then again,
What's so,
Bad about dying
If I told you I was not afraid
I would be lying

C'mon girl just go out
I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
Why you looking so down
When you're so wired
Why go into town
Come over to my house
Come on girl just go out
I may be crazy but I'm not dumb
I may be crazy but I'm not too young
To love you
I won't be fooled again

Oh no
Oh no oh oh oh
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WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE4/15/08
 
When you love someone so deep inside,
It seems like it's so easy to hide.
You've loved him for so very long,
You would think he could do no wrong.

Every day you would hope and pray,
That he would always stay this way.
He treated you like you should be treated,
You thought your life was finally completed.

You thought your love was growing true,
And then one day it was all so blue.
He started putting you down and it hurt,
You thought all you were to him was dirt.

He started ignoring you and you wondered why,
All you wanted to do was curl up and die.
You thought your relationship would never end,
But that was all so fake and pretend.

One night he was so sweet to you,
You thought all those things were maybe untrue,
Two days later he was back the same,
You thought you were the one to blame.

He thought the relationship was getting too serious
And that you had become a little too curious.
By this time you knew it wouldn't last,
All the nice things he said were in the past.

You thought that you would marry him some day,
But this time God wanted to get his way.
You wanted things back how they were before,
But you knew this couldn't happen anymore.

It was a Saturday night about ten o'clock,
You heard the news and it wasn't a shock.
You knew this was going to happen soon,
As you laid there and cried in the pale lit moon.
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FRIENDS4/15/08
 
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will read this.
FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did hahahaha
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FUKN AMAZING2/23/08
 
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. It dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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.......FUCK YOU......2/23/08
 
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