Thomas Cooper <thomascotter>

"I'd rather be religious for hope , then not be religious and have no hope at all"

WANA B IN MY FAMILY MY FAMILY ,MY FAMILY9/1/06
 


MY BEBO FAMILY!

My harlequins,absolutely get pissed,buddy - Chris O leary
My best friend -James c
My other best friend - Daragh k
My sugar plum - Sarah O 'C
My hot admirer - Clair Holland:L
My fairy god mother - Ashly
My girl friend- Vj
My polo-mint supply-Kiara
My slave -
My sxy biatch - siobhan B
My wee tootsie -
My sister-in-law -
My big sister - Sarah C
My little sister-
My aunt - Dj Focus
My lil cutie pie- jainine
My lovely gurlie - Clair Bergin
My god father -
My siamese twin -
My chatterbox - Bethany L
My messer upper -
My god mother -
My crazy Best friend - Niall N
My Sexy Six-Meabhz Possy
My daddy -
My Meh -
My goldfish-
My mummy - Zara Casey
My big brother - dave Gash
My little brother -
My uncle -eoin field
my fella- Sarah Jagoe
My cousin - Brona
My daughter -
My son -
My brother-in-law -
My bit on the side - Josh K
My worst enemy -
My neice -
My nephew -
My guardian -
My personal shopper -
My shoppoholic friend - Vicky S
My Husband -
My Old Biddy of a grandmother - alex da stork
My Sexy best friend -evelyn
My hockey God- Cian O Sull
My Guardian -
My Personal shopper -
My Slave-
My Lover-
My Horny Friend- Chia
My Crazy Buddy-
My Bebo Bud-
My Sexy Butler- Jack P
My Masseuse-
My Dog-
My lil girlie- laura Van Copper
My love - Rachael M
My dear-
My inspiration- Sarah J ( she really is)
My god- Jay
My sex slave- Laura Kerwin
My mad friend
My sham-
My flurty frend -Orla
My dancing chick -
My sxc hunni - MIchelle O'Sul
My gangsta -
My stalker -
My sex bomb - Jen Foley
My gay bestfrend -
My drama queen -
My Bitch - jainine/gabreile
My Slut -
My knacker -
My cleaner - Rachael M
My valentine -


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A lil terrier7/14/06
 
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CAN U DO DIS IF YA HAVE A BIT OF TIME......6/29/06
 


1. Whats your Name?...........
2. Are we close?.........
3. What do you think of me?.........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.......
5. Would u kiss/meet me?........
6. would u fuk me?.........
7. Describe me in 3 words?.........
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?........
9. What was ur first impression of me?..........
10. Do u still think the same?...........
11.. What reminds u of me?..........
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?.........
13. How well do u know me?.......
14. What do u like best about me?........
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?.........
16. Could you ever love me?.........
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?............
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?.........
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? ...........

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Do dis NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!Plz6/29/06
 

1.would u meet me??
2.do u like me?
3.how far u go wi me??lol..........
4.wats ur name?...........
5.how much u lik me??...........
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Chelsea bastards , buyin everthing that moves6/25/06
 
Vialli and Joe Royle are having and end of season radio interview and the interviewer asks Joe, 'What are your aims for the next 5 years?'. 'Well I think we should try to consolidate for a year or two, and them aim towards building a push for the premiership', Replies Joe. The interviewer then turns to Vialli, 'What about you at Chelsea?'. 'Well I want to win the double 5 years on the bounce, win Europe 5 years on the bounce and basically never lose a game for 5 years', replies Vialli. 'Aren't you being a bit over the top?' Asks the interviewer, and he replies 'Yeah well he started it'



Q: How do you change a Chelsea fans mind?
A: Blow in his ear!



Q: How many Chelsea fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One - he holds the bulb and expects the world to revolve around him



Q: How can you tell ET is a Chelsea fan?
A: Because he looks like one



Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated?
A: 50,000 more Chelsea fans



A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
"Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless .... we had the Chelsea players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".



A Chelsea supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor.



Four surgeons are having a coffee break. The first one says "I like operating on accountants best because everything inside is numbered."
The second one says "Nah, I like librarians. Everything inside them is always in alphabetical order."
Third one says "Electricians, they're the best. Everything in them is colour coded."
The fourth one says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're gutless, heartless spineless, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable"



Three football fans in a pub. One of them sees a twenty pound note in the fish tank. The landlord tells them that anyone who gets it out before the piranha eats their hand gets to keep it. The Gooner puts his hand in and the piranha bites off two of his fingers. The second whos a West Ham fan waits until the fish looks the other way and then puts his hand in, he pulls it out with his left hand missing. Chewsee fan puts his hand in and pulls out the twenty. The landlord ask how he managed it and Chewsee fan shows him his hand where tattooed across his knucles is" CHELSEA 2000 European Champions". The landlord says " I UNDERSTAND NOW,NOT EVEN A F*****G PIRANHA WILL SWALLOW THAT LOAD OF SHIT"



Four surgeons are taking a coffee break:

1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."

4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and a**es are interchangeable."



Denis wise lies dead in the road, his body mangeld beyond recognition, the victim of a hit-and-run accident.Down the road lies the remains of a poor, dead dog, also the victim of a hit-and-run accident and also mangled beyond recognition. How do you tell the difference?

There are skid marks in front of the dog



Unconfirmed reports from stamford bridge say that Chelsea will be releasing a new record at the end of the week, "I'm forever blowing Doubles"!



Dennis Wise was recently quizzed by police about an alleged, unprovoked attack on a pregnant woman. When asked why he attacked the woman, he replied:

"I didn't realise that she was pregnant, I thought that it was a 50-50 ball that she had up her jumper!!!"

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Jokes about shitty old Arsenal 6/25/06
 
Q. "What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?"
A. "They're both useless in Europe"

Alex Ferguson is curious how Arsenal reached the double last year, so he decides on a visit to London to see how Arsene Wenger coaches his team. After one day he is not really impressed by the training practices, so he asks Wenger how he gets his players so sharp. 'Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my players a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally'. Of course Fergie wants an example, so Wenger asks Bergkamp to come over to the sidelines. He asks: 'Dennis, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is not difficult', Dennis answers immediately, 'Of course that is me'. 'You see? That's the way you keep them sharp', Wenger says to Fergie. Ferguson, who wants to win the double also, decides to bring this into Manchester United's practice the next day. He calls David Beckham over to the sidelines. 'David, I have a question for you', he says, 'He is not your brother, but still he is your father's son, who is he?' 'My God, Coach', is the Spice Boy's reply, 'That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that one night, and why do you ask me these questions?' Fergie explains it has to do with some continental coaching trick and agrees with the one night postponement. So that night Beckham decides to call Jaap Stam. He has played on the continent, maybe he knows something about these continental coaching methods. 'Jaap, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is easy, that is me!', says Jaap Stam. So the next day David walks full of confidence to Ferguson. Fergie asks: 'David, do you know the answer to my question now?'. 'Yes it was actually very easy', he says, 'Is it Jaap Stam?' Ferguson answers: 'No of course not you stupid b*****d. It's Dennis Bergkamp.



Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."


You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.


Thiery Henry was recently quizzed by police about an alleged, unprovoked attack on a pregnant woman.
When asked why he attacked the woman, he replied: "I didn't realise that she was pregnant, I thought that it was a 50-50 ball that she had up her jumper!!!"



Wenger told his wife he was going out shopping.
"What are you going for?" she asked.
Wenger replied, "I'm getting some pizzas, some booze, oh and a new pair of gloves for my Keeper."
"Sounds like a good swap to me," said his wife!



why do they call wenger hitler?
because he cant win in europe either.



What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A. The tea stays in the cup longer!



The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least� Dopey's alive!"



�Terry Venables and Arsene Wenger are getting interviewed at the end of last season� and the interviewer turns to Wenger :"So Arsene after a few disastrous results in the last� couple of weeks where do you see Arsenals season going from here?" "Well, as I said� at the start of the season, our main aim is to win the Premier league and I� still think we're in with a good chance!" Interviewer turns to Venables: "So then

Terry, what do you think of Palaces prospects then?" "Well I'm hoping that� we'll go up as champions and probably win the FA Cup, then take the Premiership� by storm in a couple of years, with a possible Grand Slam of all major domestic� trophies!" The interviewer is a bit shocked and turns round to Venables and says:

� "You're not serious, surely?" "Well Arsene bloody started it!!"



� One day, a Spurs fan man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking� bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a� Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three� wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie� continued. "What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie� replied, "For each of your wishes, every Arsenal supporter in the world will� receive double what you asked for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied� the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always� wanted a Ferrari!" Poof ! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every gooner r in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the Genie. "What is� your next wish?"� "I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and Poof! One million dollars� appeared at his feet. "Now, every Gooner in the world is two million� dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got� my million," replied the spurs fan. "And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The� man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to� donate a kidney..."



� There was a Arsenal. fan with a really crappy seat at Highbury. Looking with� his binoculars he spotted an empty seat on the half way line. Thinking to himself� "What a waste", he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the� seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"� The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Arsenal� fan."

� The other man replied, "I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask you why you� didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"� The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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