Meghan <yamumsacabbage>

"*~Im only using one hand...and im still going faster then you!!!~*"

The most amazing pickup lines...EVER!!7/21/09
 
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Excuse me, but I?m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

You must be the reason for global warming because you?re hot.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you an overdue book? Because you?ve got FINE written all over you!

It?s a good thing I have my library card, because I?m checking you out

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

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bAd InFlUeNcE7/21/09
 
Alright sir
Sure I'll have another one it's early
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty (dirty)
Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty (flirty)
Trust me

I'm the instigator of underwear
Showing up here and there uh oh (oh no)
I'm always on a mission from the get-go (get-go)
So what if it's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon
It's never too soon to send out all the invatations to the last night (of your life)

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic!
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you (x15)

Alright ma'am (ma'am)
Calm down I know your son said he was in my house (my house)
He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out
He wasn't the first and he won't be the last, to tone it down
This happens all the time

I'm a story to tell the alibi
They wanna go home I asked them (why)
It's daylight (not night)
They might need a break from all the real life (get a life)
It gets to be too much sometimes
It's never too late to send out all the invitations to the last night of (your life)

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
I can't help I like to party it's genetic!
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you (x15)

I'm off to see the doctor
I hope she has a cure
I hope she makes me better
What does that even mean? (we don't know! )

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
I can't help it I like to party it's genetic!
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
I can't help it I like to party it's genetic!
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!
I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic!
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you (x15)
I'm a good excuse (good excuse)
To be a bad influence on you and you and you

You're too tired
You're not too tired!
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Soundtrack7/7/09
 
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library ( Winamp )
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...


Opening Credits: The Nearness of you - Norah Jones

Waking Up: Crawl Through the Fire - Adam Lambert

First Day At School: Breakin' Dishes - Rihanna

Falling In Love: When you're looking like that - Westlife

Fight Song: Cuz I Can - Pink

Breaking Up: Born to be Wild - Adam Lambert

Prom: Wall to Wall - Chris Brown

Life: Disturbia - Rihanna

Mental Breakdown: Dont Speak - Allison Iraheta

Driving: Superhuman - Chris Brown

Flashback: Eventually - Pink

Getting Back Together: Call me when you're sober - Evanescence

Wedding: Carpe Diem Baby - Metallica

Birth of Child: Stop Falling - Pink

Final Battle: Red Blooded Women - Kylie Minogue

Death Scene: Shadowfeet - Brooke Fraser

Funeral Song: I have seen the rain - Pink

End Credits: Cold Cold Heart - Norah Jones
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My letter from Biffy :) I just about cryed its so beautiful <37/4/09
 
Dear Meggy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don?t match. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your ?my little pony? collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning tour toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbours dog as a memory.
You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and thanks for the cocaine.
Please don?t hurt me,
Elizabeth
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Awesome tattoos...check it out!!1/18/08
 
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tatto...
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