Yvonne <oX_Gotta_Luv_Mii_Xo>

D language v 00_Ditch && 00_Randy!!10/19/09
 
Hey i can't find my bed, can i sleep in urs tonite?

Is ur dad a baker? coz uve got a nice set of buns!

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Baby im no fred flintstone but i can make ur bedrock!

Ive lost my fone no. can i have urs?

Was it love at 1st sight or shud i walk by again?

The word of the day is "legs", now lets go back to mine and spread the word!

There are 265 bones in the human body... wud u like 1 more?

Thats a nice top, it wud look great on my floor!

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't u want to kiss me?

How bout u sit on my lap and we'll talk about the 1st thing that pops up?

What do you want for breakfast?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!!

I like ur tits, can I touch them?

Is yhur dad a chicken farmer?? coz yhuu sure no how t raise cockz!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
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Cool Ppls!!2/22/09
 
Dis is jack nd yvonnes *Cool Pplz* List.. if ur n it.. ur cool! If not.. ya get d picture :D !!!

*125%: Coolest ppl are: Yvonne + Jack!
*121%: Sarah! nd didge!
*120.5%: Richie!! nd Emma Kate!
*120.4%: Bobert nd Gilly willy!
*119%: Usain Bolt?!
*118%: Richard Nixon?!
*100.9%: Rachebus !
*100%:Chickens and Quagmire nd griggy!
*99.9%:Jebapers.. and shhhhteve!!!
*96%: Peter Griffin
*95%: Eva!!
*94%: Yeeees man in d simpsons!
*90%: Cadburys add ppl!
*89%: Obama!!!

D rest have yet t b decided :D :D
If ya wana be in it please contact yvonne r jack!!!
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READ ME !!!7/17/07
 
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

That?s not right - Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP - Kum Hia

Stupid Man - Dum Fuk

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat

It?s very dark in here - Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

He?s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
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Kiss ...........7/4/07
 
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Playboy ?6/30/07
 
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Stewy !! is gonna KILL u !!5/19/07
 
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Tweety ! !4/5/07
 

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