Fee Chrystall <twisted_ballerina>

"~If its meant to be it'll happen~"

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:D it pleases me to have plans10/20/08
 
It pleases me to know thats even if i cock up completely there'll be no more dunbarrryness soon :D come january 2010 at zee latest and feeeeeeee leavessss ya beeezy!

Tbh i think i'd make just a spiffinnnng ballerina but if they don't wants me i'll make a perfectly average au pair n'all :D parlez vous francais nd that shaaaabaaaang :D lets make a list... i like lists.

Stuff i won'ts miss shall include;
A vast majority of the people :D sever lack of anything interesting to do, waking up and realising yes i really am going to have to listen to another one of rafas epic speeches, rafs family of chins, the number of teachers possesing camel toes, the general incenstuous nature of the town, stressing over subjects and exams that don't matter, feeling just a little bit of a reject but not enough of a reject to actually qualify for a proper title.

Stuffs i think i might learn to miss :D :
The select few who rev it up at the big dgs and whom i've come to share in vivid sexual fantasies with :) some folk just calls them friends but you know, living wiff my mummy :D lol



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it was meant to be a text but it took up too many of them so....6/2/08
 
i fink you should all take the time to do this cos i just mean so much to you :P

which numbers am i to you?

1. Nutter
2. You'd marry me
3. Dangerous
4. Over the top
5. Fancy me rotten :P
6. Funy
7. Drinking buddy << (yeah....)
8. A fighter
9. Moody
10. spoiled
11. Mouthy
12. Fuck buddy
13. Optimistic
14. Waste of space
15. Scary
16. Sex mad
17. Ned
18. The love of your life
19. Your back up
20. Ugly
21. Cute
22. you'd have kids with me :)
23. Beautiful
23. Be-a-utiful
24. Nasty
25. Alcoholic <<( yups
26. A braw mate


lalalala

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aaah fuck5/29/08
 
re-audition on saturday lads.... shhhiiiiiiiiitee

but its ok cos i'm braw :P
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YYAAAASSS4/19/08
 
hahahaha fuck you alll ashley paige asked for myyyyyyyyyyy name!! :p oooh yes. i now reserve the right to be an arrogant twat for at least 3 weeks :D probably more
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yet another thoughtful blog3/30/08
 
in light of recent and not so recent events i have come to the decision that i'm fleeing to france/germany/just out of dunbar :) those of you i give a crap about are invited to join me :) otherwise gtf

balletics - just seems like there's toooo mnay improvements to make but i neeeed to get there, turnouts better and i sorted my damn balance in arabesque :) turns out pushing through the whole foot actually works. seniors is oof for too long :(

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cheeesing1/12/08
 
i is well happy :) seniors started back today and we gots our report from last term :) all 5s for the last column nd 3s nd 4s for everything else :) . maybe i'm not as shit as i thought :) long way to go yet tho, but at least i'm getting there.
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do it kuntooooz!!7/29/07
 
1. your real name?:
2. What i call you?:
3. IYHO what do i think of you?:
4. what do you associate me with?:
5. Whats the last think you'd ever expect me to do?:
6. Name 1 thing you'd want me to do for you:
7. Name one thing you'd want me never to do:
8. Have i ever made you smile?:
9. Have i ever made you sad?:
10. Do you think you'll still talk to me in 5 years?:

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aye well i thought it was braw so read7/7/07
 
A Ballade of Suicide
G.K. Chesterton

The gallows in my garden, people say,
Is new and neat and adequately tall;
I tie the noose on in a knowing way
As one that knots his necktie for a ball;
But just as all the neighbours on the wall
Are drawing a long breath to shout "Hurray!"
The strangest whim has seized me. . . After all
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

To-morrow is the time I get my pay
My uncle's sword is hanging in the hall
I see a little cloud all pink and grey
Perhaps the rector's mother will NOT call
I fancy that I heard from Mr. Gall
That mushrooms could be cooked another way
I never read the works of Juvenal
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

The world will have another washing-day;
The decadents decay; the pedants pall;
And H.G. Wells has found that children play,
And Bernard Shaw discovered that they squall;
Rationalists are growing rational
And through thick woods one finds a stream astray,
So secret that the very sky seems small
I think I will not hang myself to-day.


ENVOI

Prince, I can hear the trumpet of Germinal,
The tumbrils toiling up the terrible way;
Even to-day your royal head may fall
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

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me and yzzy get bored on 14 hours bus journeys5/26/07
 
1.

wrecked last night
and wrecked the night before
gonna get wrecked tonight if we never get wrecked any more
and when we're wrecked
we're whoreish as can be
god damn that fridgid ars that winny get off wae me
I'm gaaaaaggin fur it
I'm gaaagggin fur it
even tho no-one will liiiike me fur it
glory be to god there are no less of us
cos i'm a munt and i am all alone.

2.

on sunday i walk out with a pimp guy,
on monday i'm taken by a ned
on tuesday i'm out with a big fat lout
on wednesday a man slut
on thursday i ganag out wiff a pure radge
on friday the shmentawlist of the crew
but on saturday i'm willing
if you'll only pay me a shilling
to shag any one of youuuuuu
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why my msn shouldn't ever break4/23/07
 
I actually resorted to filling this out


200. My middle name is: elizabeth
199: I was born on: 24th december 1991
196. My eye color is: green
195. My shoe size is: 4
194. My ring size is: who th hell knows there ring size?
192. My height is: 161cm or somerthing
191. I am allergic to: rave music and that girlfriend avril lavigne song
190. I live in: the shitehole that would be dunbar
189. The last book i read was: Breathe
188. My bed is: like a fucking brick, its comfier sleeping on the floor :)
187. Something I Know for sure about the other sex: They have smaller penises than me
186. I am glad of my sex because: iget the best of both pmsl
179. My favorite Holiday is: dunno going to egypt in the summer which should be banter
178. The perfect kiss is: nice and soft :)
177. Your favorite cd: hmmmm dunno probably reise reise by rammstein (obv)
176. Last song that made me cry was: never cried at a song
172. My most treasured possession(s): my 15 inch
170. What did you do last night: did kirsties physics homework
168. What are you looking for in a relationship?: banter
167. My skin's reaction to the sun is (tan/burn): tan up to a point

I do/do not believe in...
143. Santa? nobody can tell me he's not real he comes out everynight
142. Love at first sight? well it would sure save time
141. Luck?: pish
140. Fate?: nah but its a good excuse
139. God?: pish, and if there is he's a right kunt
138. Aliens?: aye. not in the solar system but somewhere there must be
137. Heaven?: would be nice but i don't think so
136. Hell?: nah
135. Ghosts?: i dunno, i'd like to
134. Horoscopes?: heap of shite
135. Soulmates?: nah you have to work at things :) nobody is perfect

Which is Better?
129. Hugs or Kisses? depends who from :) hugs from randoms kisses from peoples i is close to in that way
128. Drunk or High: don't drink don't so drugs.
127. phone or online: online less awkard silences and you can just block folk if they annoy you then tell them your comp just fucked up
126. Red heads or Brunettes?: gingers till the end!!
125. Blondes or Brunettes: unless they're ginger i don't care
120. Night or Day: day cos its light but night cos more peoples usually come out
119. Oranges or Apples: apples
118. Curly or Straight hair: personally i prefer vertical curly hair ala mish style

Here's What I Think About...
116. Abortion? nothing against it
115. Backstabbers? should be stabed in the back
114. Parents? TEL THEM NOTHING BUT LIES!!
110. School? socially its braw but can't be arsed with work

Last time I...
102. hugged someone: today at skl lol i'm always huggin someone
101. Seen someone I haven't seen in a while: eh tuesday seen freyja which was the braw

MISC
90. Who's the ditziest person you know: suzanne lol
89. Who makes you laugh the most: yzzy cos she's just a fucking ledgend, glen cos he's so random, connors humour is so dry but so good, paxton is a ledgend lol and ben :)
87. One thing I'm pissed about right now is: MY FUCKING MSN ISN'T WORKING!
83. The last movie I saw in the theater was: aint been to cinema in fucking aaages
82. The thing I don't understand is: why people look at me weird when i brag bout my 15 inch
80. The worst answer I've ever received: we have none in that size.... sooo annoying
79. The one thing I love about the opposite sex is: some of them are piss funny and i get a good banter wiff thems
76. This summer I am: going to egypt
75. Something I will really miss when I leave home: my mates
73. Tomorrow: whole school photo oh joy
72. Today: school, it was gay and issay lost both testicles even though he's too proud to admit it
71. Next Summer: well i'll be 16 by then hmmmm what mischeif
70. Next Week: getting close to pointless s3 exams
67. People call me: fiona, fee, humphrey, doss kunt
64. The person I am good friends with? too many folk to name
62. The person who knows the most about me is?: fuck knows
61. Person that can read me the best is: nobody really i can be a pretty good liar when i need to be
60. The most difficult thing to do is: keep my 15 inch under control in the presence of ms manroe :) pmsl
59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: yer i was walking at like 8 miles an hour! KUHRAZAY!
58. I have the following siblings: 1 ned
57. What do you want to be when you grow up: I wanna dance
56. My zodiac sign is: capricorn
55. The first person I thought i was in love with was: ooft i dunno can't remeber that far back lol i think it was in p1 there was some guy on tv that i was convinced fancied me lol
53. The one person who can't hide things from me: everyone hides things from me lol
52. Which ex was your favorite? not a fair question
51. Right now I am talking to: no one thats why i'm wasting my time doing this
50. Who do you want to be with right now?: issay, ben, connor, paxton, yzzy, glen, andy, tam, kraig, mish, hoff, chris. now that would be banter
48. Fave flower: orchids :)
47. I have these pets: 2 dogs and i shall be recieving a dead carny fish from ben asap
46. I hope: i don't end up a bum on the streets
45. The worst sound in the world: hey hey you you i could be your girlfriend!! FUCK OFF
44. The person that makes/made me cry the most is: erm dunno not been crying at the moment whch is good :)
43. Place that makes you happy: home, dance studio on ma own :)
42. Tan or Pale: tan
41. Cute or Hot: cute
40. Smokers vs. Non Smokers: prefer non smokers
39. Sexiest Trait: eyes :)
38. Spongebob or Patrick: you're forgetting gary!!
37. Favorite Cartoon Character: courage the cowardly dog!! just remebered him the other night!
36. Like to go fishing: never done it
35. florida or hawaii?: no idea
34. Pro War: war is shite
33. My favorite piece of clothing is/are: gots to be the fettish shoes :)
32. My favorite sport to play is: does dancing count?
31. Last time I cried: quite a while ago actually or if you count with laiughter today :)
30. Horny?: ooooh naughty questions
29. Do you dance or sit on the sides at dances: does running about like a fanny count as dancing?
27. Last person I got pissed at: don't wanna say cos i'm still pissed and they don't know lol
26. My worst drinking experience was: don't drink :)
25. where you want to go on your honeymoon? the laundrette....
24. Favorite Animal: dogs
23. My favorite Song: probably los
22. The all-time best movie is: aint gotta clue
21. The all-time best thing in the world is: friends and dancering
19. The most annoying thing ever is: people who blame everyone else cos they can't admit its their own fault
18. The most annoying person you know is: i'll get hammered if i say lol
17. I lose all respect for people who: think they have to fight to act hard
16. The movies I have cried at are: none
15. Are you emotional: erm i'm not a heartless bitch but i'm not totally crying at everything
14. Would You Die For Someone you know: a few people actually
13. Do you like leopard print: yes but not too much
12. Name something romantic you'd want to happen: seeing a fish romp with a seagull would be pretty cool
11. The worst pain I was ever in was: hey hey you you .. it hurts me on the inside
10.favorite quote: just now... the guillotine - for those who wanna die like salami
9. My room: pink, bomb site
8. My favorite celebrity is: haven't really got one
5. My weakness is: bad at picking up sings people throw at me, get hurt realy easily
4. What turns me on: someone who can make me laugh :) and pretty eyes are good too
2. I filled out 189 questions because: my msn is broke and i'm avoiding homework
1. Are you single? nope :)
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