Kev Gardiner <gardengates06>

"get me out of here"

Dedicated to the beeriest,funniest,messiest week ever...127458 more hilarius tings shud be included but my memorys facked..

When in doubt slither out, nearest nook/cranny/exhaust/glass, simmer down, backscratcher, pink snapper, clontarf clobber, B!..E!, the stoop, havin a stoop/corner rave with random americans at 4 in the morning, human buckaroo, confrontations with the law, dump tackles, falling into fountains, the massive lily allen poster for a ?1 at 6 in the morn, cheap wine, happy hours, extreme hardcore fussball, smell of colosseum in this place, can i get a road beer? road wine, beer pong, marker happy, lemon madiera cake, the base, how do you get your hair like that? i sing ordinary man, like putting on yor ma's knickers, bashtray, tallboys for shortboys, yo fo sho, pizza face+suprise belly, pillow johnny, beer for breakfast is deadly, elasto ball to andys face, baduzsh, sweet deal, holy shitballs, hey andyballs, skag, come on steve!!, topping up on the alcohol from the night before, dinner is breakfast,the annoyin kid with the oversized lollypop buzz,graham gettin his head stuck in his hat,cob runnin 100mph into the bin bags,me gettin caught in the train door,rob goin out with the combover and the red glasses,those american birds,crippled ankles,spagetti beer,kevin spinnin around,how locked i was after a sup of beer every mornin,rob callin people grots after we put lemon stuff in his hair,burnin the ears off lecturers,how loud it was in club goa,andys no hanging around lets geta beer,i tend not to fanny,cob in his gladiator outfit sayin iv travelled 300 miles to plant my seed,being too drunk/hungover to rely pay attention to any of the tours,that doosh flavia talk properly,takin a piss on a 2000 year old wall,a spot of car roof running,how we somehow managed to not get kicked out of our hostel,gorillaz- dirty harry,boys noize-war,the "population" joke,not bein able to process thoughts on the last night she doesnt deserve that face, she carrying a calf?? making a hole in the floor, ste and graham spooning, andy slipping 47/27 and 17 times, andy falling asleep on the toilet, designated douche/dope/dickhead, toothpasting the wall, rob's face pose, GET THEM!!, the artificial plants in trinity college bar, that italians PVC jacket, cob fighting with the wall....then the statue, mark missing his chair, mark resembelence to a paedo after a shower, andy kicking the crate of peroni thinking it was empty, me dropkicking a bottle onto the floor! why have you got 2 drinks? It's last orders! And?....stupid americans! flight home to reality, grahams massive slither moment during the speeches, mark o briens noise/theme tune, mojitos, beeromatic, newsflash 10 students die in rome after an OD on laughter, chariot racing, free paddys day hats/t shirts, marks revealing shorts, graham bum flossing his towel in front of that italian one, me waking up with a rose petal in my mouth, here gardiner go cut some hedges, taped and raped, mark tevlins ridiculous wave ,lindon from london, iv got a boner, ste "yea i no your names.... jenny and kayleigh" :L "we're gonna make, make it right", gonzo, heartattack in a glass, how did i get a cock on my arm? dessie losing the rag with mark in ostia antica, stacey slater, that welsh lunatic who loved pikeys, the switch upstairs in trinity bar, johnny 'make up face' garrett, you eat dead fish? is hate a frequently used word in america, can i show you my tits now? well thats a wall, is that a camera? its seeing my ass now, marks mohawk, mcilkenny shuffle, K!..E!...M!, badunkadunk, jockeyback thrills and spills, ste's disgust at his CBO in MacDonalds, the sexy shop, any chance i could rent a wheelchair?, picnic shorts, the selection of certain body parts joke, you louse, its gettin lairy!, nicola violating the dancing chicken, how the megaphone only lasted 2 mins in the drunken ship, rob tackling the guy with the roses, tony "up the rear" cunningham, rob and his broom
do it8/30/06
Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go