Seán MacDonnchaidh <theshaguar>
Se�n is ________.
I think a lot about _______.
I want Se�n to ________ me.
I think Se�n should _____.
Se�n needs ______.
I want to ____________ Se�n.
If I could describe Se�n in a word: _____.
Se�n will never ______.
Se�n can ______ my _______.
I hope Se�n _____.
I _____ Se�n because _______.
|this is probably the 5th time ive had this bloig, do it anyway||10/14/08|
|1. give me ur number?|
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?
|Quote from DD||9/5/08|
|Every string someone breaks on my bass is a broken arm to that person, and each dent and scrape also has severe punishments.|
|stolen from haddox.com||5/9/08|
1. On average, a gallon of water costs $2.99 USD.
2. Is the most popular drink among hippies, terrorists, and other social undesirables.
3. Starred in two of the biggest box office bombs of all-time, Waterworld and Cutthroat Island.
4. Is often polluted.
5. Is slowly eroding our coastlines in its bid for global domination.
6. Hitler drank it.
7. God hates water. He sent Jesus to Earth to change it all to wine.
8. Is often found in toilets.
9. Is home to dangerous bloodthirsty sharks and nuclear submarines.
1. On average, a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola costs 0.99 USD.
2. Is endorsed by Santa Claus, Bill Cosby, and Max Headroom.
3. Gives hundreds of millions of dollars to charity every year.
4. Mixes well with rum, Jack Daniels, and other liquors.
5. Never hired that stupid whore Britney Spears as a spokeswoman.
6. Employs over 2,000,000 people worldwide.
7. Contains caffeine. Precious, precious caffeine.
Conclusion: FUCK WATER, DRINK COKE. If you still drink water after reading this, you're a stubborn asshole. Oh, and you're probably Hitler too.
|do it cause im bored||5/7/08|
|1. Who are you?|
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word...
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
|The MacDonnchaidh's killer guide to being lazy||4/13/08|
|okay heres is the first five pages of my manuscript|
the secret to being lazy oh feck i couldnt be bothered
well i hope this guide helps youy lazy people likle me, peace out, im not correcoting those mistakes couldnt be bothered.
|IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?|
Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don?t lie and try to pretend your cool...
Opening Credits:She Is-The Fray
Waking Up: Down for the count-Bowling for soup
Monday: Homemade love-Journey
Fight Song: Dont Stop Believing-Journey
Breaking up: Out Of Nothing-Embrace
Prom: Walk This Way-Aerosmith
Life: 11M.I.A-Avenged sevenfold
Mental Breakdown: Ohio-Bowling For Soup
Driving: Endless Road- Tommy Emmanuel
Flashback: Livolo-Michael Lucker
Getting Back Together: Whos Crying now-Journey
Birth of Child: Just that Good-The Calling
Final Battle: Theme Song For H street-Less than Jke
Death Scene: Miracle-Bon Jovi
Funeral Song: S-8 -Daniel Stelter
|dear blog or something cheesy like that||12/3/07|
|im gonna have a run through of today after our gorilla tatics to get into the house to sleep in a chair wakening up hungover and missing the bus, me entering the void and somehow managing to get my fags and coke for the day that early and fighting dragons and acting and listening to khrystan slag me for passionatly eating a mars bar in my sleep, i dont even remember buying a mars bar, anyhow, after facing that all day, i decided to talk about today, as we normaly take videos of the day i am constantly runing out of video space so by writing about it then somehow it lets people know something or other, umm i forgot what i was talking about but anyhow, for any of you whpo watched the play and thought it was shitty i apologise, i accidently gave carl a heart attack on pourpiss and then he put me off loads so umm its all my fault the play sucked green giants finger, you see this is what happens when i try not to swear, anyhow later on that evening after seeing how much money i didnt have we went for some food, indicively i went for a filled soda after seeing it because the other things were rip offs, but stevie aka straight eyes (personal joke) dropped half of his so we laughed, and im still laughing but anyhow, i keep on forgetting what the bloody hell im talking about here im just bored and stuff aswell so this is passing a little time for me and wasting a little bit of yours, hah you are now five minutes older, but since my memory fails me, if chris khrystan stevie or carl want to contribuite to teh story then say so, oh yeah if you are reading this clod�gh, stephen stabbed himself with your pointy lip piercing which left his mouth all bloody and such and chris got wet willied by carl, sorry for putting you to sleep there chris but well you know, i have that effect on people from time to time, kind of like the way jd from scrubs does that to dr cox but only the complete opposite anyhow goodbye.|
|the legend of some penguin who i call jobe the porcupine||11/29/07|
|alright this is the kind of stoey i create in my head when im wiped out which i actually still remember no wait i dont remember it all, well no story sorry for the false alarm guys, anyhow i guess since im already at this i should say come christmas i should have some dough ray me, therefore im gonna grab some technology and make a film sometime, for bebo, something along the lines of steroid man, days of my life or just general fucking about in a toystore, well not in it but il buy swords and shit and maybe make a movie outta it anyhow chaio|
|todays conversation at tech||11/13/07|
|chris;this is bebo, and theres steve o bebo steve o that rhymes|
khrystan snatches phone,
Khrystan'so im not in this show anymore, SEAN!!!,
me'everyones in the show today
khrystan;WHY am i not in it
se�n, EVERYONES IN IT
khrystan, oh..... did you get carl
me no wait here carl speak into the camra
khrystan great words from a great man
me, no wait he needs to be holding it
khrystan, oh right
khrystan, ok who hasnt done it, hi sean whats your t-shirt mean'
me, communisim look communisim carl
carl yaaaay (i think)
sean, donate a pound to sean donaghy today and you can help the deadly flying ninja penguin pirates from emerging a lazy generation,
Khrystan'who are these penguins and are they like tmnt~(i think)
no they are deadly ninja pay(me) guins no no..(irony)penguins and they eat snow, yellow snow
khrystan'who are they though
me, i have no idea
khrystan, so hello alison what do you have to say
alison, i like buterflies.
well no alison didnt actually say that im writing this whole thing from memory and cant remember anyore so goodbye