Jennie R <squirrel179>
|15 REASONS 2 DATE A HORSE RIDER.|
1.We have 4 Speeds and many positions
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3.We love getin dirty
4.We kno how 2 ride are mounts
5.We perform well with animals
6.We like 2 be in control
7.We?ll ride it 4 hours
8.We no how 2 handle a BIG girth
9.We get off easy
10.Were always on top
11.We like it rough
12.We have r legs spread
13.We love usin whips
14.Stradlin is r natural position
15.We dont mind bein bucked around
|completely tru |
All that is true about BEBO!!! 160 days ago
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 14.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
Little 6th graders who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON AND DON'T SEND THEM!!!
|show me you care!||12/29/06|
|1. give me ur number?|
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. take me home for da nite?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
14. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
15. do u like my style?
16. do u think im funny?
17. do u care about me?
18. would u dance with me?
19. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?
|xXxabout you to me!?xXx||12/29/06|
|Whats your Name?|
1.Are we close?
2.What do you think of me?
3.Do you hav a crush on me?
4.Would u kiss me?
5.would u fuk me?
6.Describe me in 3 words?
7.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8.What was ur first impression of me?
9.Do u still think the same?
10.What reminds u of me?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.How well do u know me?
13.What do u like best about me?
14.Have you ever been jealous of me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anyfin 2 say b4 u go?
|what have i done out of 146?||12/29/06|
|How many things have you done out of 146???? |
(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
() done weed
(x)kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 4
(x) are/been in love
() been dumped
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 6
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date..
SO FAR: 9
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 12
(x) had/have a crush or liked on one of ur bebo friends.
() been to Paris
() been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 16
() eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
() met someone BECAUSE of bebo
() been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 16
() been in a bad relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you cant have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 21
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
SO FAR: 26
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game.
(x) been lonely
() fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 31
() used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
( ) Had a wank at a mates house
so far: 33
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) been misunderstood
() pet a deer
SO FAR: 37
() won a contest
() been suspended from school
(x) had detention
() been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident
SO FAR: 39
() had braces
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 43
(x) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 48
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the sea/gulf
() felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 51
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal in coins
SO FAR: 56
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 59
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire
SO FAR: 63
(x) crashed a party
() have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
SO FAR: 65
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
() screamed "penis/dick" in class
() swimin with dolphins
() yelled boggys out your school room window
SO FAR: 67
() got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 70
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (
() stayed up all night
SO FAR: 74
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 78
(x)believe in ghosts
(x)have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
()gone to jail