Jon <TuRbO_tItS>

Only in Scotland1/13/08
 
Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an
Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home,
grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the
way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all
things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk
all the way to the back of the shop to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and
chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn
mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in
front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all
pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last
two years after trying to open bottles of beer with
their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving
out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with
fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!

SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!
 0 Comments 
Ma Blog8/5/07
 
1.Name:
--->
2. Age:
--->
3. Single or Taken:
--->
4. Favorite Movie:
--->
5. Favorite Song:
--->
6. Kinky or Clean:
--->
7. Do we know each other outside of bebo?
--->
8. What song reminds you of me?
--->
9. Would you keep a secret from me?
--->
10. What is your favorite memory of us?
--->
11. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you?
--->
12. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
--->
13. whats ur best feature?
--->
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
--->
15. Do you like me ?
--->
16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
--->
17. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
--->
18. Got anything to say b4 u go
 2 Comments 
we r the people2/2/07
 
1) most sucessful team at club football in the world!!
2) first team eve to win 51 leagues titles
3) ibrox stadium is in the uefa's top 15 5 star stadiums
4) 5 domestic trebles with 5 different mangers
5) 9 in a row
6) winning the leagues on the last day of the season. twice!!
7) only scotish team to qualify to the last 16 in champions league!!
8) in the 1899/1900 season rangers won all there matches in the league
9) we have only had 12 managers
10) in total rangers have won 107 trophys
11) first british team to reach a european final
12) rangers won the glasgow cup and the glasgow merchants charity cup the most the trophys can be seen in the ibrox trophy room
13) greatest rangers players included davie cooper, john greig, paul gascoigne and ally mc coist

European Cup Winners Cup Winners 1972

Scottish League Champions
1891 1899 1900 1901 1902 1911 1912 1913 1918 1920 1921 1923 1924 1925 1927 1928 1929 1930 1931 1933 1934 1935 1937 1939 1947 1949 1950 1953 19561957 1959 1961 1963 1964 1975 1976 1978 1987 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1999 2000 2003 2005

Scottish Cup Winners
1894 1897 1898 1903 1928 1930 1932 1934 1935 1936 1948 1949 1950 1953 1960 1962 1963 1964 1966 1973 1976 1978 1979 1981 1992 1996 1997 1999 2000 2002 2003

Scottish League Cup Winners
1946/47 1948/49 1960/61 1961/62 1963/64 1964/65 1970/71 1975/76 1977/78 1978/79 1981/82 1983/84 1984/85 1986/87 1987/88 1988/89 1990/91 1992/93 1993/94 1996/97 1998/99 2001/02 2002/03 2004/05
 0 Comments