Donal Coyne <Donaldo80>

Broadcasting Bloopers2/5/08
broadcasting bloopers 3 hours ago

BBC's MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:

"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

CHRIS Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning:

"She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:

"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:

"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe:

"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:

"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters:

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

THE new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough Scott's breath away...

"My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:

"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator -

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .. Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

HARRY Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

TED Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

NEW ZEALAND Rugby commentator -

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

PAT GLENN - Weightlifting commentator -

And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.

South Island12/19/07
Wow! I dont even know where to start here! It was absolutely fantastic! So much to do! Everything you could possibly imagine for adrenalin junkies cosuil liom fhein. Sky-diving, bungy-jumping. white-water rafting, abseiling, caving, tubing, glacier-hiking, paragliding, the list is endless. Thankfully I was lucky enough to get the chance to do nearly all of them. And for anyone that's slightly less adventurous, well the scenery is breath-taking if you fancy just walking about admiring Mother Nature's Good Work!
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North Island NZ11/4/07
Was on New Zealand's North Island for about 2 weeks. It was absolutely awesome. The nightlife wasnt half bad in spots but the activities were the best of all. The Sandboarding, Glow-worm Caving, White-water Rafting, Sky-diving etc. Loved the North Island to bits.
My World Travels10/14/07
New York was such a cool city. Central Park, Empire State Building everything. Had a great time there, apart from the queues to get into clubs.

San Francisco was lovely during the day too. The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, the whole lot. Just hated all the hills. But it was otherwise all good.

Las Vegas hadnt much to offer during the day but then again I didnt care, because I just spent all day by the pool in the hotel drinking Margaritas, but as for night time...the best city Ive ever been in for craic, though I didnt get sucked into the whole gambling thing.

Now to Fiji...well this is just the friendliest, most laid back country Ive ever been in. Yesterday, I never felt so far removed from the real world before in my life. It was like what you see in the movies. I was lying in my hammock on the beach in about 30 degrees heat, drinking (out of a coconut) Fijian Rum and coconut milk. this is the life.