Diti Doci <Rude_boi_ditti>
|Dis is for Alboz---YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SHQIPE WHEN....||2/15/07|
|.::u no ur a shqipe wenn::.1. You think you know everything.|
2. You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name written in old English.
3. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
4. Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
5. Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.
6. You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the gym.
7. The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.
8. You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.
9. You claim every famous person is part Albanian.
10. There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.
11. You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect insurance.
12. At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3.
13. You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder.
14. Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe".
15. All of your dad?s co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.
16. You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English.
17. You start smoking at the age of 13.
18. Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat (republike).
19. You own a leather jacket.
20. You either own a restaurant, Coney Island, pizzeria, building or Construction Company.
21. You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx.
22. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community.
23. You drive the most expensive car at your school.
24. Your neighbours understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and " te rafte pika".
25. All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you.
26. You go to Albanian parties just to show off.
27. You have at least one weapon hidden in your house.
28. You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero.
29. Your car has an Albanian flag tag, one hanging on the mirror and some more inside.
30. Your favourite hockey player is Tie Domi just because he?s Albanian.
31. You met your future husband/wife on albachat.
32. You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins.
33. You can hear your mom and dad talking 3 blocks away from your house.
34. You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar.
35. You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them.
36. Your 30 and your mom still makes your bed and does your laundry.
37. Half of the people you know are your cousins.
38. Your uncle makes wine that?s stronger than 151.
39. You have at least one relative that your family got in a fight with.
40. Your dad?s friends give you raki when you are 8.
41. You have enough food in the refrigerator to feed the whole neighbourhood.
42. You have all the new cell phones before they even come out.
43. Your mom makes byrek every Sunday, fasule every Friday, and of course bakllava every New Years.
44. You know everything about all your relatives.
45. Your mom never throws away leftovers; she gives them to your dad at night or the next day.
46. You have at least ten friends named Genti.
47. Your grandma tells you farting is good for your health.
48. Your brothers and cousins beat up random guys just because they were looking at you.
49. Every time you tell your mom you are not hungry she thinks you're sick.
50. You're broke and still manage to visit Albania at least once a year.
51. You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.
52. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.
53. All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
54. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
55. Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though your 30 pounds overweight.
56. Your house is full of medicine from your old country and it?s probably all illegal here.
57. You and your friends have ever been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.
58. You don?t know how to use a dishwasher because you are the dishwasher.
59. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
60. You use grocery bags to hold garbage
61. Your dad never butchered a pig or lamb.
62. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
64. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
65. Your 15-year-old sister can out-drink any American guy.
66. You drive a nicer car than your parents.
67. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
68. You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house.
69. Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.
70. You spend $100,000 on a car and live on the supper?s basement on Hamtramck, Detroit or Bronx, New York.
71. Your sister gets married to someone she only seen once or twice.
72. When you take your sister/cousin to the prom.
73. When you go to church to see pretty girls instead of mass.
74. When as soon as you get your check u spend it on shirt that you may not even like or wear twice.
75. You can't have your friends come over cause your dad walks around on his underwear.
76. When your dad can play all the tunes on the ciftelli.
77. You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century.
78. You use ?Raki Rushit? for everything that is physically and mentally wrong,
79. You use ?kos? yoghurt to cure your sunburn.
80. You drive better cars then the teachers at your high school.
81. When you are 20 in the 12th grade.
82. You get excited when someone reads your coffee cup.
83. When your dad goes outside to go get the mail wearing boxers and high black dress socks while smoking a cigarette.
84. You are actually nodding and laughing at most of these things.
|Fuck Dem Haterz||7/25/06|
|How well do ya kno me ?||6/16/06|
|1. Whats your Name? |
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?