I'M Your God Now <devilwiththekingcard>

"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."

Car crashs10/7/09
 
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."

"No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."

"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."

"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."

"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."

"My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."

"I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

"When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."

"A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
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music is life8/18/09
 
TO TAKE THIS SURVEY, SIMPLY PUT YOUR MUSIC PLAYER ON SHUFFLE AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WITH THE TITLE OF THE SONG THAT COMES ON!


How is your life going?
Just So You Know [AmericanHead Charge]


What is your nickname?
Slaughtered [Pantera

What is your theme song?
New Pain [New Pain]

What is your best friend's theme song?
Hilf Mir [Rammstein]

How is your life going to turn out?
Defeat U [Soulfly]


Will you get married?
Final Solution [Black Label Society]


Will you have kids?
The Mountain [Devil Driver]


What will your job be?
Malnutrition [Spineshank]


Did you/will you finish school?
The Doom Of All Fires [Cavalera Conspiracy]

Who is your best friend?
Just So You Know [Ameerican Head Charge]

Who is or will be your significant other?
Loop#6 [MushroomHead]

Who do you like?
Fish Out Of Water [Mudvayne]

How will you die?
the Little Things Give You Away [Linkin Park]


How do you feel right now?
The Wrist [Mushroomhead]


What is your favorite song?
Scorn[In Flames]


How could you describe your parents?
Hero Of The Day [Metallica]


Your best friend[s]?
Burn It Up [The Offspring]

Your boss?
One Nation [Soulfly]


Your significant other [or crush...]?
Happy? [Mudvayne]

Yourself?
Valentine's Day [Linkin Park]

What is your best feature?
The Blood, The sweat , the Tears [Machine Head]


What will you be / should you be, profession-wise?
Moskau [Rammstein]

How could you describe this survey?
Obsolete [Fear Factory]

What makes you angry?
Down [Limp Bizkit]

What makes you sad?
Craved Inside [Soulfly]


What makes you happy?
Fuck It [Seether]


What makes you dance?
Beat It Upright [Korn]


What is your favorite color?
You Know You're Right [Nirvana]

How would you describe yourself?
H-K(Hunter-Killer) [Fear Factory]


Who is your worst enemy?
Vicarious [Tool]


Who do you hate?
Danger High Voltage [Electric 6]


Who do you love?
The Call Of Ktulu [Metallica]


Who do you lust after?
Should have said no [ taylor swift]


Finish The Sentence
I wish: Give It Up [Soil]
I want: Default Judgement [Fear Factory]
I want to eat : I'm Your God Now [Machine Head]
My best feature is : Everlost (Part II) [In Flames]
Mr hair is: I'm Hiding [Korn]
My face is : Safe Place [Staind]

Random Words of advice
Everyone O Love Is Dead [Type O Negative]

How do others see me?
L.A.P.D [The Offspring]

How do I see myself?
Mexicola [Queen Of The Stone Age]
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Quotes u should live by if u want. (found on net)5/21/09
 
LIVE your life how you want to live it.
LAUGH. Its the bestest feeling ( and burns of calories)
and LOVE. cause its nice to feel loved.

?I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life??

?One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.?

?Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.?

?When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"?

?Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away?

?I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.?

Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.

Admonish thy friends in secret, praise them openly.

In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.

Never promise more than you can perform.

Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.

Tis foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.

It is not every question that deserves an answer.

No one knows what he can do till he tries.

No one should be judge in his own case.




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My Family5/8/07
 
My Family!

name what you want to be to me.....
mother....
father....
sister....Br�d�n M
brother...
kitten...Amy a.k.a A
toy girl...
sexy friend..
sexier friend..
sexiest friend...Br�d�n M
husband... Shane Callaghan
wife.... Eamon Mc G
boss...
Milkman....Eamonn O'Donnell
mistress...
master...
evil twin...Grace Walsh
sex god... Eamon Mc G
dream date...
worst nightmare..Laura what ever a.k.a (pixie)
punching bag....Pat Doohan a.k.a (the-wyrm)
gimp...
best friends...
my lil baby...
the person that loves me most...
person that can make me laugh...

tell me anything else you can think of if you want to be it!!

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i copyed from eamon who copyed it from someone else????1/22/07
 
1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in one word........
7. What was your first impression of me?.......
8. Do you still think the same?......
9. What reminds you of me?.....
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?......
11. How well do you know me?......
12. When was the last time you saw me?.....
13. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?......
14. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what i say about you?.....
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